I remember that shower scene. One word comes to mind: "sinew."

I got no fight with any rehab sponsor… who does what he's told. But if he don't, then Sheen breaks down. And when SHEEN breaks down… WE break down.

I always think of Diamond Dallas Page when I see this guy, which makes me the only person since 1997 to think of Diamond Dallas Page.

Thanks for staying Tokyo People storage locker, please excuse do not remove muffin from toilet!

In the past, my top picks for Roland have been Ralph Fiennes or Ciaran Hinds. But now, I have a new favorite: Mads Mikkelsen. Watch Valhalla Rising and tell me I'm wrong.

Boy, I remember the good old days when gimmick posters were broad concepts, e.g. your Cave Commentors , Hulk Hogans and your Elegant Victorian Ladies, but they actually said funny things. Now most of the humor comes from how oddly specific the gimmicks are… eh, who cares. Bring on Zach Galifianakis With A Mouth Full…

I do love that shirt, it's bringing back 1983 in a big way.

And yet
Lucas the Hutt remains in perfect health.

@Marwood: The tapes I used to get from the library all had the Janus imprint on them, with nary a mention of Criterion. I never had laserdiscs, and it wasn't until DVDs came out that I even learned of their existence when I bought—whoa, it's getting trippy—Seven Samurai. I didn't see Janus mentioned anywhere after…

It seems to be my stock answer for everything, but Seven Samurai is my keystone film. When I was 10 years old, I became officially old enough to take out videotapes on my own from my local library. I actually rented it thinking that it might be one of those Sho Kosugi ninja movies my brother had introduced me to (my…

I gotta admit, TfAD, some part of me (most likely the self-destructive part that likes to get blackout drunk) missed you.

White people be eatin em like this: num num num num

I TYPED TOO LOOOOOOOOONG!!

In all fairness, I don't think True Grit was a good name for a tampon, speaking from a marketing standpoint.

Everybody's widespread when they're on a toilet.

The part where he went to Sicily came afterward. He probably didn't know jack about Sicilian dialect, especially considering that it was implied (overtly in the book, more subtle in the film) that the Don was grooming him to join the so-called "American" (i.e. WASP) way of life and become some kind of big shot in…

Man, that dude really hates Kevin Smith. If the main sport in Punch-Out was Smith-hating, he'd be like the King Hippo to your average AV Club commenter's Glass Joe.

Have you, by chance, seen Caddyshack II?

Wrong! The correct answer is "Seven Samurai", but thank you for playing!

That picture… who the fuck has a prominent vein in their CHIN?