Maybe he'll open up about that time he raped "Another One Bites The Dust".

Using the Gwen Stefani avatar to play Jean Harlow in the "Aviator" videogame was even worse.

Beats the shit out of La Giaconda.

"Gimme the map, Scott. GIMME THE MAP, SCOTT!!"

Yep, I, um… that was… hunh.

A-smething we will go, a-smething we will go…

Hopper's not gonna make it. He's been cursed by Rip Torn, and that's about as powerful a curse as you can get.

Out of all that blandness
…I've ascertained two things:

Wow
Damn near a thousand comments, and no one's mentioned the first Candyman? My God, that movie freaked me out. Still does. The bees, Tony Todd's voice, the imagery. What's more, the fact that the story had racial undertones really unnerved me as a (way too young to watch) 9-year-old biracial kid on levels that I…

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Here's hoping
…that they team up for a murder-suicide. Ellis will of course do the murdering.

Hudsucker FTW!

I nominate John McTiernan to take over Robert Rodriguez's role as director. Then it might be good.

What's funny is that Sonny Landham also ran for office in Kentucky (or Memphis, maybe?) basically on the platform that since other actors from "Predator" were elected to political office and didn't fuck things up too badly, he should get the same chance. He lost by a landslide.

Vat's da matta, Dy-lahn. Gohvenment god you bushing doo menny pensles?

Three Amigos. Spies Like Us. Fletch. Funny Farm. All funny because of (or in spite of, depending on the project) Chevy Chase. I guess I'm biased though because I did in fact grow up with Christmas Vacation being a holiday tradition in my family, still find it somewhat hilarious, and, despite my best efforts, find…

I work out to a Public Enemy greatest hits comp. Some part of me rebels at the fact that being background music for some slob's sweaty workout is clearly not what "Welcome to the Terrordome" was meant for, but Public Enemy gets me to move like no other music. It helps that it keeps me constantly pissed off. Whether…

As Exhibit A, I offer up the sex scene in "Alexander". Case closed, bitches. Rosario Dawson wins forever.

All this talk of pederasts and not ONE Lebowski quote? For shame, people. For shame.

@ Honest Abe: Ditto what idiotking said, and I wasn't saying he sounded EXACTLY like Conan; I was just using him as a basis for comparison. Two tall guys with thin, reedy voices. It only came to mind because Conan did the voice of Lincoln for a Sarah Vowell project a few years ago.