You are missing about 50 LA or NYC references woven in.

I agree completely. I'm not arguing that a particular musical is horrible. I understand that characters breaking into song and singing dialogue is the entire format of a musical - that's why I don't like musicals, because I don't like the format of it or the "stylized performance." Probably why, taking on a different…

It's still a broad genre, though. If you find it obnoxious when characters randomly break into song and sing dialogue to each other while dancing around (which is the very essence of a musical), then I think it's fair to say that you hate musicals.

Why are you a dolt if you hate musicals?

I actually have the same complaint about musicals. I'm not a hipster. I don't think I'm a douche. I think you're implying that people hate Broadway "because of the uncomfortable feelings it reveals" means that they're hiding that they're gay. That's a really lazy and stupid argument.

Signed, Michael Bay

Yeah, it does. Drive is basically 'Road House' without the humor. It's a stylistically pleasing Steven Seagle movie. Since I generally want more out of a movie than looking at pretty and shiny scenes, I think Drive sucked.

DEXTER: So, I was walking through the park yesterday and saw a little girl lose her ice cream cone, and you know, I just felt so bad for her. So, I went to the ice cream truck and brought her a new one.

Question given your experience with addiction and recovery … I'm not an addict, so I can't really put myself in an addicts' shoes, but it seems to me like AA and like-minded programs are dangerous because they take away personal responsibility. If you tell a person he is powerless, how exactly is that helping him? I…

DEB: *Sobbing* I, I killed LaGuerta!
QUINN: What? You want to get a room at the La Quinta? Deb, you know I'm with Jamie.
DEB: No! I - killed - LaGuerta!
QUINN: I don't know Deb, I think it's always easier to just fly right into JFK.
DEB: No Quinn - I shot LaGuerta. With a gun. And then she died.
QUINN: Wait a minute, here,…

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You know it. But - ummm - that last Jonathan Lethem novel was really good, right guys? Right?

That you're a pretentious asshole.

Yeah, whatever. Beastie Boys also suck. And Nirvana is overrated.

I wouldn't say shout-outs to the Mona Lisa or Da Vinci really reflects a fascination with fine art. That's like saying shout-outs to Shakespeare and Charles Dickens reflects a fascination with literature.

I think a lot of the hard rock from the mid 1990s has not aged well. I f***ing loved Rage Against The Machine when I was in 6th grade. Loved it. Now every time I hear a Rage song, I can't even get through it. Hate to sound like an old person, but that sh*t is just noise (and not very deep, and takes itself too…

Good question and list.

Wait, so why did Ray's right-hand man beat the sh*t out of his half-black brother?

Women can't write men.

Boston College doesn't have frats. BU is a hipster haven for kids who couldn't get into NYU. Next.