In 9th grade English we had a quiz on Beowulf chapter 1. I didn't read it and my friend told me that it was about a dog. So I wrote that and failed the quiz. By the way, Beowulf f***ing sucked.

That's probably one of my favorite quotes.

I had the same thought. Although, mainly because I worked at a frozen yogurt shop one summer in high school and mixed in reeses peanut butter cups instead of m&ms and the girl I gave it to (from my high school) left the shop in hysteria, struggling to breathe due to a peanut allergy.

Megan is typical. Don married her at a time when he was very lonely and he made her out to be someone refreshing and unique, to convince himself that he was making a good *albeit* rash decision.

Am I making too much of a juxtaposition between'The Carousel' in Season 1 and the slideshow presentation last night? In The Carousel, Don's pitch was one of the most emotional scenes of the show and seemed to be when Don was being most honest about what his family meant to him.

Well, you just summed up literature.

Keep waiting for someone to say in reference to Abraham:

If people were excited about seeing Steve Carrell in a goofy comedy in 2006 and Jim Carrey in a goofy comedy in 1997, then putting them together in a goofy comedy in 2013 will make money?

I don't think it's the "tourist" so much as the "wrong kind" of tourist. If you go to Nobu, then do a lot of cocaine and end up at the Craps table, you're the right kind of tourist. If you carry around a yard-long Margarita while walking around in Tevas and a cut-off Nebraska Huskers tee, you're the "wrong kind" of…

Forgive me for being lawyerly - but it would make no sense to invalidate the will, considering if she died intestate (without a will), it would automatically pass to her next of kin - which would be Patrick.

Dunham is attempting to tell this story in as many seasons as HBO grants her.

The Adam storyline was pretty obnoxious. It's incredibly infuriating to have a girlfriend who is beautiful, likes Sandra Bullock movies, normal sex, and has friends who like sports and/or are getting married.

Lost was absolutely horrible after Season 3. They dug themselves a DEEP HOLE by having no actual answers for any mysteries that the show presented, the character development basically apexed, and every storyline and explanation in S4 - S6 just became more and more ridiculous. Once they introduced time travel - it was…

I don't think the viewer is meant to dislike Jimmy/Steve. I think his issues with his father being gay and having sex with a 15 year old pitted up against the Gallagher's problems is indicative of the class differences between him and Fiona.

Why do I feel like Melissa McCarthy is going to be cast as Baldwin's character?

Haven't seen Dragon Tattoo, but she's OKAY in this. It doesn't seem that difficult to play vacant, paranoid/anxious, or any variation of crazy. Then again, this is coming from someone who thought Heath Ledger's performance as The Joker wasn't anything special.

Because she was so awful in 'The Town'?

"What happens when the wanting is still there, when the desire for something more than what you already have never goes away? What happens when you realize you’re empty inside?"

It's been a couple years, but the coke I remember didn't include an ecstacy and shrooms high, as well.

Please no more rock producers, or rock stars, or rappers, or anything of that sort. Just have Hank try to write an actual novel.