Awesome, but…
Looking back it seems out of character for Pam to be terrified of Archer when he is beating her with that stuffed dolphin. It seems like characters personalities don't lock on most shows until the second season though

I'm thinking abortion, Also the Full Metal Jacket reference was great

I thought we were laughing at the people we just burned?

Have you tried deleting your system 32 folder? That can get in the way

A: No you're not
And B-Z: No one gives a shit.

Listen here you pompous frauds. If I'm going down, I'm taking you all with me. Dean Vernon, I know the truth: It was you driving your hover-car that night, not your horse. Dean Epsilon, I know all about your "Department of Pool Boy Studies". And Dr. Wernstrom … Wernstrom!

The horse says doctorate denied.

*different from, grammar counts

It's bad but…
Turn off the dark is not that different than a single season of the NY Jets. There are a similar amount of injuries but with less disappointment.

Yabels, it is a fine line between guilty fun and worthless crap. It is the line that makes Jackass funny and a 13 year old boy doing similar things dumb. I can't define it but I know it when I see it. Also, didn't Andrew W.K. go to Julliard?

Not just CGI but cheap, lazy CGI.

I don't feel bad for them, they are getting paid what is most likely good money to generate pure crap.

I will only believe the 21 Jump Street thing if it is reported to include a Mel Gibson cameo reprising his role in the Lethal Weapon series.

My caddy says that waisting is something poor people do. You should ask him about it the next time we are on the links Judge Reinhold.

He also has a Jim Beam ad out that alludes to him being from Appleton.

Fitchner was badass in Black Hawk Down.

Which one tells you to seek medical attention for an erection lasting longer than 4 hours?

Much more clever, that is great. I have 65 million dollars just sitting around.

Does anyone see the parallels between Spider-man: Turn off the Dark and the war in Afghanistan? Both are huge investments of money, have seriously harmed the people involved and are complete messes with nothing to show for it. Although, catching bin Laden > another Broadway musical

It will do both. By way of actually making parts of the show better, the cohesion of epic fail that is Spider-man the musical will break down. It will go from hilariously bad to just regular bad.