connecting with the masses
I quickly scanned this headline and thought it read, "Obama to release solo record."

I hated the speech because it perpetuates the moronic Hollywood myth that you're a pathetic piece of sheep shit because you work at a desk behind a computer for eight hours so that you can make the money required to live in your modest, one-bedroom apartment. Fuck YOU. Some of us have to pay the bills, so the…

I also find humour in the way that they qualify "air hostess" with "in the Sixties." Because most flight attendants these days aren't so hot.

Ginger Balls, he wants muesli. It's a cereal.

"God DAMN America!"
What a farce.

First off, no one will read this because it's Sunday. Nonetheless, I have to agree with andythesaint. The same can be said for Northern Exposure. That show continued to be interesting long after Maggie and Joel had their literal roll in the hay. It can be done and done well; however, few writers are allowed to be…

Gosh; if Heidi Montag's a republican, then I guess I should be one, too. If republicanism is good enough for the Hills, it's good enough for me.

I guffawed after reading that. Yes, I said guffaw.

You do that, Flashman. And look at them disdainfully as you walk by. They'll get the message.

Flashman: I live all the way up in bumfuck, Saskatchewan, and even our multiplex allows you to buy tickets from an automated booth. No need to embarrass yourself by asking for Zombie Stripper tickets from the bored employee at the counter.

Yes, yes. It's as much of a debate as infer/imply.

Ah, indeed I did. The whole literally/figuratively debate.

Legface, irregardless is not a word. Irrespective is, and regardless is, but irregardless is not.

Then why don't you?

Kid Presentable's note to Hollywood: Have all the ass-kicking done by males. The chicks are only there to look hot and get rescued.

Onlygirl, don't be silly. When girls get together to celebrate, we don't bump vaginas. We drink crantinis, talk about shoes and handbags and complain about our dumb, sports-loving boyfriends who won't pop the question.

small town
Did Mellencamp take part in Farm-Aid? He seems to sincerely walk the walk, especially when it comes to his support of local farmers over huge farming conglomerations like Archer-Daniels Midland who put small-time farmers out of business while at the same time milk the government for subsidies.

bejesus
That screen capture is an abomination.

You would lose that wager.

Oh, but if I tell you, then I lose all my mystery. A girl's gotta have a few secrets.