That depends. Was he a certified genius? Or was he just insane? Or was he just a frustrated loser who had an extraordinary ability to motivate people?

Jennifer Love Hewitt's ass is rather large. I myself couldn't believe it was actually hers when the pictures surfaced. I was quite taken aback, I must say. Then I laughed heartily. Heartily, mightily, and mercilessly. For you see, I'm now skinnier than she is!

It must be a genius thing. Has there ever been a genius who was kind and loving and normal? They're all emotionally crippled by their enormous mental capacity. I'm sure it's all biological. In fact, we should all forgive Bobby Fischer and eccentric, crazy-ass geniuses everywhere. They just can't help it.

tom hulce
From playing Mozart in Milos Forman's Amadeus to starring Rosie's crappy vanity project. What a shame.

Ah, Baraka. Love it. Though eventually it does makes me cry.

Past seasons also had the models barefoot on the runway as they were being chosen. This year the producers have them wearing heels.

Can someone tell me what's hot about an ordinary-looking girl with pale skin, white hair, black roots, and black-rimmed eyes?

re: dexter
When ABC, NBC, and CBS broadcast violent shows like this, it always reminds me of the Mr. Show skit "Pallies."

MoMA
I took a trip to Manhattan last October and there was an exhibit on Helvetica at the Museum of Modern Art. I suppose the video playing was an excerpt of this documentary.

What about a ScarJo Hanoi Rocks tribute album?

Don't forget Tiki's appearance on this season's Project Runway. He's reaching out to the emotionally scarred queers who have no outlet for their pain other than fashion design.

There was a screenplay for Silent Hill?

What's wrong with liking kinky sex? What's wrong with being horny? Jesus, tough crowd. All the sudden we're repressed churchgoers.

financial planning
What I thought was so funny was that Jack allotted a mere ten minutes for his appointment with Liz to sort out her financial affairs. Edie's appointment was ten minutes after hers.

What if you were the first one to get one? What if you were an original, a trailblazer? Can it really be sad, in your case?

Dude, what kind of guy would call himself Chocolate Snowflake??

And we all know what a muffin top is, right girls? Or should I say, "fleshbelt." Ick.

Dirty Hippy, did you know that douching is actually not all that healthy for women? Something about the fluid messing with a woman's pH in her vaginal canal.

amelie
Amelie, this a request from me to you, girl to girl. You need to listen to "Badtimes" by Laika. Your "The Wire" rant totally reminds me of that hilarious, hilarious song.

Oh, but once the bodily fluids dry, they're quite easily spotted on black clothing, unfortunately…