I love the AVClub comment boards
This is why I come here everyday. For my daily dose of caustic humour. Will all of you marry me?

See, clavis?
You should take a page from nottoofondoftheraps' book. His (or hers) is a coherent, well-thought-out criticism with some honest scrutiny behind it.

wow
17 posts was all it took before some loser downgraded Demetri for his hair.

oh and by the way
That's sarcasm, for those of you out there who don't quite recognize it.

long memory has got one thing right
Jews would have it much worse if it weren't for the fact that Christians' salvation is dependent upon Jews reclaiming Israel. Otherwise the Skinhead mentality would overtake the entire political faction of Christianity, causing full-scale persecution to occur. Most Christians…

oooh
Demetri Martin is so cute.

backfire15
You're missing the connection.

Ugh.
The pained, earnest look on her face and those furrowed eyebrows make me want to vomit. So this is Emmy Rossum's big break onto the musical scene? Too bad. It blows.

robin
Well, of course. I can see why. Who wouldn't like them, seeing as how they're berry-flavoured and all.

paging Dr. Noisewater
Actually, the first two posts inspired me. Names like New Model Army and Long Blondes easily seemed fake. I merely continued the streak of silly, female-centric names.

and
Same thing for The Crybabies, The Girly-Girls, and Babes in Lingerie with Guitars. They've all been denied visas.

totz
I love album art, liner notes, the whole package. Which is why I willingly buy the whole package when it's released.

entourage
If Ralph's cameo on Entourage can be believed, then yes, he HAS aged. Quite a bit. I didn't even recognize him. He's one male actor who surely didn't benefit from maturity and age.

sara
Typos are even funnier when they're made by an idiot trying desperately to be firsties. The pinnacle of satisfaction would have been achieved if Robb indeed had not been first, but second or third.

more great lines
"Let the men talk, Dee. LET THE MEN TALK!!!"

useless factoids
How and when did this trend of inserting "useless factoids" at the end of newswire stories get started? It's really stupid. Just sayin'.

WWOFTOBNR
"I give you money; you give me a doughnut. There is no need to bring ink and paper into this transaction."

CI
Thanks for the spoiler, dude. I haven't seen that movie yet.

some thoughts
Jamesf: you can spell dichotomy, but you can't spell exaggeration?

indeed
Wither, Peggy Sue Got Divorced?