Dominoes: The Movie
Dominoes 2: Domination

Etan Cohen is just an anagram for "Nacho Teen"…his actual name!
(he was teased in school, so he changed it)

Gate's ain't goin' crazy…. why he just signed Jane Russell to a new 10 year contract!
…that gal has some great bazoombahs I tells ya!

this will give me the chance to JAM my BONE in his wife. ("jambone" is french for ham, ham=pork, pork=BACON)

he'll have to bring home more BACON since some bastard MADE-OFF with all his money.

he'll have to bring home more BACON since some bastard MADE-OFF with all his money.

My girlfriend and I would listen to Maladroit over and over while she gave me handjobs.
So now, for me, listening to Maladroit is like a handjob, except for my ears.

She's quite a catch….
…if you want to catch syphillis or herpes or aids or hepatitis or impetego or whatever gives you scabbie-face disease….I'm a doctor!

She's quite a catch….
…if you want to catch syphillis or herpes or aids or hepatitis or impetego or whatever gives you scabbie-face disease….I'm a doctor!

SPA-GHETT !!!

You just "found yourself working at the av club"? …geez. I applied like eighteen months ago and never heard anything back. So now they're hiring again huh? Cool. Maybe my resume got lost in the shuffle during that last round. I have a PhD btw… sure could use a job right about now…Christmas is coming up fast…my kids…

The Gookzies
(like the Goonies, but Vietnamese-nazi kids who get into all kinds of shenanigans with robots and aliens….the fat kid does the "streudel-doodle")

have I gone mad?
I've re-read this article several times and surprised there is no mention of the latest Meatloaf album (?)

"rape" is mustard seed which is used for animal feed, veggie oil for human consumption and bio-diesel. Rape is good for everyone.

zzzzzzz
I've grown tired of all this scrotastic bagdashery.

1.John McEnroe
2. Boris Becker
3.Andre Agassi
4.Stefan Edberg
5. Bjorn Borg

lousy hippies
have they made any movies about Bianca Jagger yet? C'mon Hollywood, geez, the ideas are right there waiting for you.

what about "Lemmy and Squiggy" from TV's "Laverne and Shirley"?…or "Lemmy" from Steinbeck's "Of Mice and Men?"…Lemmy Bruce…Lemmy Kravitz….Lemmy Cohen…sooo many Lemmys.

Pimps n' CHUDS
Reminds me of that episode of Facts of Life when the girls go downtown NYC and Tootie almost gets corralled by a pimp and his sneaky white ho…it was a 2-parter…good ol' naive Tootie.

hmmm
Is Harmonie Korine a game designer now?