The new version of Tomb Raider for Xbox One for me. Very nice.

At first I thought Vanessa Bayer was going to be the next Melanie Hutsell, but she's really grown on me over time.

On The Other Hand. YW.

DAHK TO DA HEND.

Up next: the vocalist from Seagull Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her disparages "The Girl From Impanema".

He was great on Conan the other night. "Let me ask you this - have you ever thrown a prostitute off a bridge?"

Judi Dench or Judy Collins?

I still want to know what Sal is up to, circa 1969.

St. Vincent saved this episode for me, by at least being interesting to watch and consider.

I try not to criticize because I know I can't act for shit, but wow, January Jones tonight just seemed to bring a lot of dead weight to this episode.

Wu-Tang Clan? More like No-Wang Clan, amirite?

I thought Ana Gasteyer did a good job when they were trying out hosts for the Late Late Show years ago.

Holy shit, that picture just made my day.

Also, my mom had a major hair pie.
We know.

When I was a kid, I had an Official Wonka Chocolate Bar Making Kit with molds you could pour melted chocolate into to make candy bars. It even came with Wonka wrappers to wrap 'em in!

In medias res openings - is that the same as how almost all Breaking Bads opened? Because I rather enjoyed those.

Danny Bonaduce?

'Now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.'

FLASH! AH-AAAH!

Yeah, it derived from "sack the quarterback", which for little kids back in the day became "smear the q***r". No real teams or rules required, big fun.