Spade looks like he's wearing more make up than Martin Short doing a Bette Davis skit.

Does this suit make me look fat?
No, your face does.

I object! This sentiment is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham, of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.

Right on. Santa gets devoured by rabid dogs, but Limbaugh goes peacefully in his sleep. Ah the mysteries.

Good one. She played Sandy in My First Nocturnal Emission.

Tough question, but seeing Steve Martin's name instantly conjured Martin Short in my mind. Short's passing will affect me.

I've seen most of her well known movies. And I shouldn't have said that I didn't enjoy her in any of them. That statement, which isn't accurate now that I reflect, detracts from what I was really trying to communicate, which was less about her talent and more about the nature of her "star-ness" (and allure), which I…

They're moving their lips, but if you listen closely, they don't really know the numbers.

Streisand is such an oddity to me. She seems like one of the most generationally-specific types of stars / celebrities. She's very niche-y, maybe? My sense is that her star power is kind of folded or contradictory (ok, that could be clearer): she's held as both a larger than life star type, but she's also not very…

Final thought is not of young self but of young Bill Murray doing push ups in Stripe's first act. Harold Ramis looks on.

Well put. Right on the nose, in my estimation. And good to see I'm not the only gen x'er thinking, "heart attack at 50?" scary, and way too young.

First you get the sugar, then you get the red hair, then you get the tv show, then you get the millions, then you get the women, I think is how it goes.

oops, wrong place, edit

Heh, I thought that looked off. "It's not shout With the devil, it's shout At the devil…" Remember that? So dumb, so Tap. And were there umlauts in Montley too?

Didn't they get a reputation for engine fires?

Momjeans rock.

Reflecting back on what I think was their first mtv video, for Runaway, BJovi seemed to be trying for a slice of the Motley Crew audience. This was back when videos mattered and could make careers. They looked like a cheap Crew knockoff.

I am reminded tonight of the farmer who had an incestuous relationship with both his daughters simultaneously."

Me: I'll take a copy of Time Magazine, Saturday Review, Commentary, and one of these."
Shopkeeper: "Hey Ralph, how much is a copy of Orgasm? This guy wants to buy a copy."
Me: "I'm doing a sociological study of perversion. I'm up to Advanced Child Molesting."

When will this anti-grenade launcher bullshit end? This senseless war on grenade launchers is costing the taxpayers millions…. blah blah ahhh you get the joke. There is a joke in there somewhere, maybe?