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You just insulted Sonic Youth and the Velvet Underground. Prepare your body.

"Haha, tag! You're it!"

That's high school for you, you think you love your boyfriend and you think he love you back. But all he really wants is one thing, and it's the one thing all high school boys want: to murder you in a psychotic fit of revenge.

I thought it was hilarious when Mac asked Dennis if he was having fun at the strip club and then just stared at Dennis's junk.

Same grade as AFI…

I'm not sure who the biggest dork is. I want to say that it's the pudgy dork on the far left.

Nor was Lost in Translation.

And they couldn't find anything in your size Pepsi jr, they haven't seen man tits that huge before. They'll need to place a special order and suggest you go outside for a while.

Male boxes and mail boxes are two very different things.

Now who gets the choice role of Jim?

Pit in Dodge.

Send him to Ilha da Queimada Grande. He won't have to worry about gay shit there. Just a ton of snakes. Not trouser snakes, but vipers. And he can try to box them but they don't follow international rules so it's won't get him very far.

I can't wait for the next lively fisting to be broadcast on pay per view! I'll be training and beating the meat, as boxers say. I need to be just as hard as the other guy for the entire thing or I'l be done in a matter of minutes.

So bye-bye, Miss Duetchland Pie

But Herschell is alive.

Dude looks like Nic Cage in make up.

So pretty much The Wire but with Michonne and Daryl?

They rebooted Teen Titans, how old is your daughter cause that might count. Even though the reboot has still managed to be worse than the original.

You know, there is one scene that really made me shake because of how terrifying it was. It was in the film grave encounters, when the psychic is wandering blind down the hallway, separated from the group, grasping at the wall and slowing shuffling down the hall. He is utterly helpless, he knows it, we know it. He is

These voter laws aren't like locking your doors. We already have the law version of that. What you are proposing is having an armed sentry tower and floodlights that shine the light on and shoot at any brown people within 4 blocks on your lawn.