Yeah, in the end, it doesn't matter. They were talking about Utah football, after all.  It is more so that I made the mistake and any number of things I have said about them in the past that could have been HR reportable.

I like to pick one of the dogs and inform him that he is in charge while we're gone.  I think the Lab takes this job very seriously.

Come to Nashville, and I'll buy you a beer. It is only 3.5 hours away!

The Dolphins are 2-0 on the road!! They're coming for those wounded Dirty Birds!  Actually, I'm not that confident in this week's matchup, but I did feel like they'd beat the Colts.

Normally, I am very careful, but I had too many windows open and hastily typed and sent it.  I instantly thought of a good way to play it off, by saying I was talking about Utah football and since this is SEC territory, no one knows anything about Utah, but I just decided to let it go. Whatever I said would sound like…

No shit, the nice liquor store by my office has a standing waiting list of over 100 people. I think they raffle off three bottles, but the rest moves down the list.

Nope, I actually used their names in that one.  In fact, that was probably the least offensive thing I said about them that afternoon, so I have that.

Since you bring up seeing a show, I have to throw out there that I saw The National and Frightened Rabbit at the Ryman the weekend before last. It was fucking incredible.  Great set list, and the Ryman definitely lives up to the reputation.

Ugh, now I remember another one. I once butt dialed a friend/coworker while having sex with my then girlfriend.  It went to her voicemail, so she had a nice 5 minute recording of us in action. Luckily, the coworker thought it was funny and only played it for a few people before it got accidentally deleted.

Yesterday, I found a box of Otter Pops at the grocery store. I haven't had one since I was a kid, and it made me stupidly happy.

For bars, I've always been fond of Molly's Irish Pub.  The one at the market isn't bad, but I prefer the original. Not as crowded as most of the quarter bars, good prices, jukebox, and laid back people.  One of the last times I was in there, I played fetch with a youngish Great Dane with a block of wood.

Hey, I am leaving for Austin on Friday for my own bachelor party!

Um, can I touch the monkey?

So, in the past, I have used this space to bitch about my awful coworkers. This time, while I'll also be bitching, I have to tell of an utter boneheaded move I made regarding the Utah dipshit and the autistic guy.  So the scene: Dipshit and autistic guy were in the process of discussing their favorite commercials.…

I tend to agree regarding college football (yeah, I called it college). Granted, I lived in Alabama for many years and 90% of the UA fans have never stepped on any college campus.  Plus, I just hate Alabama fans.

Hey, I listened to This Must Be The Place on my way to work yesterday. It made my entire day better.

You go to prison!

It ain't you, @avclub-a74751295995aad6799bb16021522543:disqus .  I have damn near had to resort to begging to just get them to respond.  I am down to 3 who hasn't gotten their measurements with the worst being my best man, who I haven't heard from in 2 months. Granted, I have given the man some space because in that…

We had huskies when I was growing up and decided I was making a husky hair pillow. I saved bags of the hair, sewed it into a pillow case, and put in in washing machine then dried it.  It came out in a rock hard and around the size of a volleyball.  It was closer to a weapon than a pillow.

Now, the question is:  Do you play Johnny Football?  Without him, their season is lost.  With him, their season may be forfeited.  I just hope he plays and they beat that Shithead Saban and his cursed Alabama.  Also, I am so glad I don't live in Alabama anymore and have to live in the middle of that shit during…