During his previous stint in prison, he was able to complete his degree in Murderonomy with a focus on Murderology.

@avclub-a452630477eb936fd36fc9a9542d4598:disqus I believe most anything can be made to look cool or be ruined by the person wearing them.  I mean, Magnum PI looked pretty fucking cool in Hawaiian shirts. Jimmy Buffet or John Candy in Summer Rental not so much.  Case in point, I am a child of the 80s and Spicoli's…

I believe when the DSM V is released, she'll also fall under the

Yeah, and the little boy is legitimately autistic.

Ha, I decided long ago that my fiancee's is a meerkat.

I am not a fan of a standard tie with a tux jacket, but a skinny solid black tie is a possibility, but most likely, I will wear a black bow tie.  Hell, I still have to decide on pants and shoes.  That said, you need to post a youtube video or something instructing me on how to tie a bow tie.  I have never bothered to…

Hey, buddy. I saw your comment last night and figured I'd catch up with you today.

There is a Cheeseburger Charley's by my office and it is indeed pretty damn good.  I have been there 4 or 5 times and haven't yet been to the 5 Guys around the corner (and I generally like 5 Guys).

Best part?  It is currently $105 down from $300.

Totally worth finishing.  I loved that and The Corner.

@ColdGottoBe:disqus Oh yeah, I can't see the wedding dress, but I can only imagine what that is going to look like.  She has every intention of being the best dressed person at every wedding event.

Quick coworker bitch:  In a surprise twist, this complaint isn't about the Utah asshole, it is about the autistic guy's ex wife. So, I have heard the autistic guy making weird and elaborate plans on the phone about getting something delivered since Monday morning. Everything from the timing, to wanting the know the…

Just to add on to the "that cast is cool" vibe of BB, besides getting signed posters from the crazy Salamanca cousins, my 12 yo nephew got a signed headshot from Dean "Hank" Norris this week wishing him well.

Dude, Dolllywood.  If for anything, go for the Wild Eagle coaster.  I saw where it was recently voted one of the best rides in the world.  We went earlier this summer and the rides were a blast, especially Wild Eagle:

Why, thank you. I think it is. Since I couldn't post the entire link, I'll say it is a Ben Sherman Midnight Blue (with black lapels) tuxedo jacket.  Since I picked it up for her and know what it is, here is her dress.  Ladies:  http://res.cloudinary.com/k…

I'd happily rent out the pair of my bird murdering dogs, @avclub-8dd007f4a97be79c135c67999bf5b27e:disqus .  I just prefer to let them do the killing off camera. It was a little too visceral to watch on my front porch.  
@avclub-68b739692fa849e6572ee31610a75750:disqus I am not so lucky. I have around 10 strawberry…

@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus I am more of a Clubmaster type of guy, and I am too old to "ROCK" any sort of clothing.

I tried posting this last week, but disqus kept eating the comment.  I found my jacket to wear for my rehearsal dinner and I am pretty psyched about it: http://l4.zassets.com/image…

Pfft, like Ray-Bans and Chuck Taylors, beards are only as cool as the person wearing them.*

I like it, but it isn't necessary.  For clarity, I am from the deep south and salted everything.  I used to eat lemons and limes with salt as snacks.