Since it came up organically, I got to meet him after a Mountain Goats show a few months back. Super nice guy and predictably awesome.

Kind of like some of the others have said, perhaps instead of telling him to hit the bricks, you could put it out there that they are under no obligation to stay the night. Say, "That was a blast, but I am going to bed. You, seriously, do not have to stay the night in order to placate me." or something like that.…

Well folks, get this. The internet lied to me! Can you believe it? There is no Brooks Brothers store at the mall by my office!

@avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus  Basically, yeah. The building I work in has a cafe on the first floor which always has boiled eggs. I peel them, toss the yolk (which I never liked anyway) and salt and pepper. A good breakfast for less than 40 calories.

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I dropped 20 lbs this past year, and the best morning food I found is boiled egg whites. 17 calories per egg and basically nothing but protein.

His claim to the football captainhood is based on the fact that "he was so tough." Other claims: he played center for a basketball team in the Air Force because he was such a "pesky" player.  He quit playing baseball because he was so good at it that it became boring. He won a  "toughman" competition.

His claim to the football captainhood is based on the fact that "he was so tough." Other claims: he played center for a basketball team in the Air Force because he was such a "pesky" player.  He quit playing baseball because he was so good at it that it became boring. He won a  "toughman" competition.

@avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus  My cousin, who is the same age as me, would suck the "juice" off of Wet Ones when she was a kid.

Yes, if you are Jon Wurster.

Ugh, it felt good to bitch about this buffoon. Actual quote from him moments ago, "I took a picture of the grass yesterday and sent it to my wife. You know what color my wife's grass is? White! Because of snow! It is so snowy in Utah." This was totally unprompted and directed at my other coworkers who is somewhere on…

Ugh, it felt good to bitch about this buffoon. Actual quote from him moments ago, "I took a picture of the grass yesterday and sent it to my wife. You know what color my wife's grass is? White! Because of snow! It is so snowy in Utah." This was totally unprompted and directed at my other coworkers who is somewhere on…

Alright, cool. If it is on sale at the store, I am going to pick it up. It is a bit pricey for a vest, but I did the math on my various quittings (smoking, weekday drinking) and I will be saving like $390 a month. I am rewarding my self for the success so far.

Yeah, congrats on the two weeks. I have now made it three days with no cheating. My appetite has not changed that much, but when the cravings have gotten real bad at work, I have taken like 15 minute brisk walks around the building. It has helped both with the cravings and any extra snacking I might do at the office.

Oh Jesus, I don't even know if I should start bitching about my coworker. I hate this guy so fucking much. Quick run down:
 1. From and loves Utah. No matter what the subject of a conversation is, he brings it back to Utah.
 2. Completely and utterly full of shit.  He is around 5'4" with a huge fucking gut. I have heard…

Oh Jesus, I don't even know if I should start bitching about my coworker. I hate this guy so fucking much. Quick run down:
 1. From and loves Utah. No matter what the subject of a conversation is, he brings it back to Utah.
 2. Completely and utterly full of shit.  He is around 5'4" with a huge fucking gut. I have heard…

So, I have to wear a tie every day to work, and I am thinking about adding a vest to my winter clothing repertoire. I am about to head out and try this one on at lunch. What say you, avclub?

Soundbars aren't lame when you cannot properly hang speakers. I got the Polk Audio SurroundBar IHT 6000 back in April and I like it quite a bit.

Another True Fact: Not once did a sock or tie hang on the door knob of their residence.