I had blonde hair when I was a kid and turned light brown when I was a teenager.  My beard has blondish, brown, red and white hairs in it. My name is Joseph and I have a beard of many colors.

I had blonde hair when I was a kid and turned light brown when I was a teenager.  My beard has blondish, brown, red and white hairs in it. My name is Joseph and I have a beard of many colors.

Please. I only eat organic,gluten free, free range hobos.

Please. I only eat organic,gluten free, free range hobos.

Nevertheless, I am going to continue to feel sorry for myself for getting caught doing something illegal and against my company's policies.

Nevertheless, I am going to continue to feel sorry for myself for getting caught doing something illegal and against my company's policies.

The weed thing just depresses me. I got hit for a random drug test at my job (which I'd only been at for 6 months!), and I would have failed for pot, so I had to admit it or get fired. For that, I had to go to three counseling sessions and have take a drug test every month for a year. The counselor, who was actually…

The weed thing just depresses me. I got hit for a random drug test at my job (which I'd only been at for 6 months!), and I would have failed for pot, so I had to admit it or get fired. For that, I had to go to three counseling sessions and have take a drug test every month for a year. The counselor, who was actually…

Same here. I am dying to get home and watch the acceptance speech and MC Rove break it down.

Same here. I am dying to get home and watch the acceptance speech and MC Rove break it down.

Old Grandad is an underrated whiskey. Down with blends!  Fuck you, Crown Royal scum.

Old Grandad is an underrated whiskey. Down with blends!  Fuck you, Crown Royal scum.

@TheTuckPendletonMachine:disqus agreed on cilantro. Although, I have always compared the taste to old, sweaty gym socks.

@TheTuckPendletonMachine:disqus agreed on cilantro. Although, I have always compared the taste to old, sweaty gym socks.

Buffalo Trace bourbon along with a couple of seasonal Sweetwater beers.

Buffalo Trace bourbon along with a couple of seasonal Sweetwater beers.

I got off my ass and cooked on Saturday.  Finally, I got around to making more of my badass rainbow cole slaw and cooked a roast with rainbow carrots, new potatoes, and baby bellas. I realize, that is nothing wildly original, but I did try a tip on making the gravy.  After it was done, I removed the carrots, potatoes…

I got off my ass and cooked on Saturday.  Finally, I got around to making more of my badass rainbow cole slaw and cooked a roast with rainbow carrots, new potatoes, and baby bellas. I realize, that is nothing wildly original, but I did try a tip on making the gravy.  After it was done, I removed the carrots, potatoes…

Beef short ribs are sooooo good. They also work out great when they are smoked.

Beef short ribs are sooooo good. They also work out great when they are smoked.