Hell, Tab still exists.  I worked for Coca Cola on the weekends when I was in college, and there was this one store that still carried Tab. The strangest part of that was that I couldn't even keep it stocked on the shelves. People would come in and buy it by the case.

Hell, Tab still exists.  I worked for Coca Cola on the weekends when I was in college, and there was this one store that still carried Tab. The strangest part of that was that I couldn't even keep it stocked on the shelves. People would come in and buy it by the case.

As I have spent the majority of my life in the deep south, I can attest that Coke is by far the preferred beverage. Either that, or Sam's Choice or Check Cola.

As I have spent the majority of my life in the deep south, I can attest that Coke is by far the preferred beverage. Either that, or Sam's Choice or Check Cola.

@avclub-2abf2b82c099047f2d089c7e7abe42b1:disqus Steamroller!

@avclub-2abf2b82c099047f2d089c7e7abe42b1:disqus Steamroller!

I love the smell of high fructose corn syrup in the morning.
It smells like…obesity.

I love the smell of high fructose corn syrup in the morning.
It smells like…obesity.

A childhood friend of mine's family found like half of a rat in a bottle of Double Cola. It was like Strange Brew the cola version.

A childhood friend of mine's family found like half of a rat in a bottle of Double Cola. It was like Strange Brew the cola version.

@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus if you must mix your bourbon with something (and you shouldn't), try it with ginger ale. It is really the best mixer.

@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus if you must mix your bourbon with something (and you shouldn't), try it with ginger ale. It is really the best mixer.

I did see in the endangered copy of Newsweek this week that Coke is the "greener" of the two companies.

I did see in the endangered copy of Newsweek this week that Coke is the "greener" of the two companies.

I rarely drink sodas of any stripe, but I damn sure grabbed a Mexican Coke at a Stuckey's gas station driving home last weekend.

I rarely drink sodas of any stripe, but I damn sure grabbed a Mexican Coke at a Stuckey's gas station driving home last weekend.

Fresca c'est
fa, fa, fa,…

Fresca c'est
fa, fa, fa,…

The fucked up thing about Guts is that Palahnuik said that both the carrot thing and the pool incident really happened to people he knew.

The fucked up thing about Guts is that Palahnuik said that both the carrot thing and the pool incident really happened to people he knew.