*points*

Good idea, keptsimple. Anything I can do to annoy these shitbirds is a worthwhile enterprise.

I can very much confirm how shitty Comcast is. Since July, I am on the 6th and 7th broken HD DVR boxes in my house. It took nearly 3 months to get the first one replaced and the second would not work with HDMI cables. Each time I call to complain, it takes roughly 45 minutes to an hour to complete the call. The…

Love the backhanded compliment there, ZMF.

Down with this sort of thing!

New show:

S@#t My Bitch Says

I am completely with you, FnS. I hate fucking phones, landline or cell.

<——- This dog weighs over 86 lbs.

'99 was a damn fine year for music, damn fine:

Reggie! Reggie! Reggie!

Finally got around to watching some episodes of Party Down, and it is true, that show is pretty fucking funny.

Holy Shit, Dogstyle Afternoon, there is another one of those? I dated a chick many years back who would do that, kinda. When she would get upset or have a panic attack or something, she would lay in bed with the hair dryer running. But get this, her issue was even more perverse. When she would do it, 9 times out…

No, you are right. I call it shitty because it doesn't have the weed catcher underneath the grinder part. With the type like the swag one they got, you kind of have to hammer both sides on a table to knock all of the weed out of the tines (for lack of a better word). None of them produce a powder. It isn't a…

I guess I will be the resident pothead here. For one, that type of grinder is shitty. The best one have 2 other sections. The grinder part on top has holes in the bottom so as the pot gets ground (not to dust, it just breaks it up) it falls through to the compartment below. That compartment will often have a fine…

Well, it is moreso a rip off of a line from that movie Rush when some dude describes shooting smack as feeling like floating on a cloud of titties.
In this case, they are soft and supple and you never want to stop feeling them (on your feet…that is where my tit analogy gets a bit thin.).

Also, since we are just spouting off about random shit here, I thought I would let everyone know that the bastard Holland Oates is about to defeat me to become the champ of one of the avclub fantasy football leagues.

I got it LetEnglandShake and it is pretty fucking cool. The first time I let loose on a crowd of mutherfuckers with my flamethrower I think I came a little. Plus, the newsreel intro to the maps is cool as shit.

I was really wondering which one the sad-bastard-stuck-at-work article would be and here it is.

My folks are going halfsies with me on a new mattress. Now THAT is an excting Xmas gift, but damn do I need it.