The Lehane book is a serious page turner, too. It is detective genre fiction not a Pynchon novel.

I thought your eyes always looked like that.

Another note on the "I don't" ending.

I wore out the VHS tapes I had as a kid of movies I had taped off of HBO. Clue, Dragnet, Summer School, Weird Science, Better Off Dead, One Crazy Summer…The '80s was a great time for zany comedies.

For Shame, AVC.
You guys review the new Grisham but not the new Dennis Lehane book?

Plus, Clue got its topical, celebrity cameo with the Jane Wiedlin appearance as the singing telegram girl.

I remember it well. It was in 2000, a fresh gentler time when we were sitting around downloading songs from Napster. Clue came on TBS or something and it was brought up, "Damn that maid is fine. I wonder if she got naked in a movie?" We turned to the internet, and within minutes, we found nude pictures of the hot…

Now why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?

re: that Motorola commercial.

Weird, I have always heard that love is a battlefield.

*Walks in*

Can we talk about sandboxes next?

Perhaps people and animals were killing each other; maybe dinosaurs had started killing other animals and humans. In any case, the Bible describes the world as "wicked."

Blue Jay Leno, you have finally gotten a laugh out of me.

But, Angel Dust is pretty awesome.

I am just waiting for Black Bolt to weigh in on all this gimmickry.

Shouldn't that be…
Ticked Off Tra**ies With Knives?

Here's Wallace…where's BRAAAAIIINS??!?!!!

This is extraordinarily nerdy to say (hey, this is the avclub), but the "powerful impact, BOOM from the cannon" line is yelled out often by me while driving a tank in Battlefield: bad Co II.

Watch, as I combine all the juice from the mind
Heel up, wheel up, bring it back, come rewind
Powerful impact BOOM! from the cannon