Well, hellooooo nurse(s).

To be frank, AJR, I don't blame you. whatawork is always sweaty and has clammy hands.

It caters to all. That is the beauty of it.

AJR, would you high five whataworkout where we can continue this meeting.

Holy Shit, Arsenio, I am jazzed. I will be looking forward to that as much as my copies of Guns and Ammo and High Yellas Spreading Pink*.

The other Doug
Since I am always stumping for Doug Stanhope, I figured I would throw this out here. He has been doing a segement on Charlie Brooker's Newswipe series called Voice of America. It is pretty damn funny.

Arsenio, I am interested in your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

@kjohnson:

I will take this opportunity again to call El Zilcho a bastard for beating me by .4 points this week. Point-fucking-four points, goddammit!

For those looking for a little more of DFW, I ran across an interview he did with Charlie Rose a few years back. It was the most endearlingly awkward interview I have ever seen. DFW cringes at his own answers, ask Rose if he is going to edit out all of his (DFW) terrible responses, and he takes great pains to answer…

Ugh, damn that Warhol hottie and the Velvet Underground, I have a mental block spelling the lovely Ms. Case's name.

Built to Spill? Nah, they would give the engineering department the wrong idea.

Well honestly, if Nico Case was going to playing with the NP, I may have been masturbating at the show.

I do SPORTS. Not try to be the best at exercising.

I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick… everyone.

Cup of Sand kicks much ass. I had to drive from Ames, IA to Omaha for work and picked it up for that trip. Made for some fun driving.

I just got this last night, so I am still feeling it out, but I don't understand this comment at all. I mean, it is your opinion and all, but this does not sound like the most recent records at all. Granted Superchunck always sounds like Superchunk, but this record does not have the organs and strings that they…

White Noise
Here's Where The Strings Come In
Slack Motherfucker
Skip Steps 1 and 3
Driveway to Driveway
Song for Marion Brown

High Five, Lemur. I saw them at Lolla 95, too. Which also kinda sucks in that it is the only time I have seen them, I have seen Portastatic a few times, but my beloved 'chunk only the once.

So, I watched the Tom Green video at lunch, and Big Electron's description is spot on. It does look and feel like the Do Long bridge scene in Apocalypse Now. With the fires, garbage and kids on acid, I was waiting on someone to go and get the Roach.