I think this is one of the best Gene episodes, second only to "E.T.: The Outside Toilet."

"Hello? Is this the botanical gardens? My name is Jim Carnation and I am one of five quintuplets. We are the last Carnations in America and we are turning 50. We need 50 carnations each. That’s a total of 250- Hello?"

I would absolutely watch watch a Charlie Kaufman-scripted Magic Mike sequel.

Malcolm Jamal Warner also briefly talks about the filming of the chase scenes with Matt Zoller Seitz, Margaret Lyons and Gazelle Emami in the latest Vulture TV Podcast episode. (they also rightfully shit on Billions in the same episode)

I related to Debbie a lot too, though for different reasons. I volunteer at a feral cat sanctuary which just got a new manager and have been caught between two halves of a board conflict in which both sides either aren't communicating with each other, are being opaque toward each other, and/or are communicating around…

I quite enjoyed that Jim Rash also played a Dean who was also delusional.

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

MILFs…eat douche. MILFs inherit the earth.

I think you mean "¿??" as per the terms of the agreement between Univision and Onion, Inc.

After Murphy woke up, I couldn't help but imagine Jaha bathing Murphy in a tub and carefully combing his hair. Though, I guess what may be more likely is that Jaha got his manservant to do it.

Do you even know what a spinny loading thingy looks like? This fucking guy.

As soon as I heard Xander's voice all I wanted to happen in the episode was for him to serenade Tina with a little "Brazilian Sunspot."

Looking forward to Heroes Re-reborn when it comes back after taking care of the green mold problem.

Soul-crushing disappointment has a lot to do with Bob's Burgers actually.

I thought I missed an episode! I was having a crap attack!

DARMOK AND JALAD AT TANAGRA COCKSUCKER

So many great performances in this list. I'm especially glad to see Mark Rylance's performance on Wolf Hall get singled out. The series aired in the beginning of the year, and his performance was so quiet and understated, it could be easy to forget. Rylance's performance, and the character's actions, are so measured…

I'm sure these shows will be left off of most "top" lists for 2015, but Elementary, Person of Interest, The 100, and Documentary Now! deserve some recognition for the episodes they'd shown in 2015.

*staff devotes another portion of the AV Club frontpage to StarWipe*

The Pan-cultural Seasonal Entity (Panny) should hang out with the Greendale Human Being. Or fight or something.