Finally, a Future War prequel.

That happens here too, but not if you're an adult.

I still really enjoy watching this show, but I wish more things would move forward rather than in circles, and faster.

I've never been to Nashville, but surely there's a more Southern-style gay bar somewhere in that city?

I loved when Gretchen and Lindsay yelled to the random jogger that she dropped something. Such a dick move.

I was in a long distance relationship when I was in middle school in the 90s (she goes to another school, you don't know her), and we talked a lot. It was before we had any sense of how phone companies billed long distance minutes and after that first month we both got angry confrontations from our parents about their…

Did they try holding it on a line using a strand of creeper under their dorsal guiding feathers?

Metric really has evolved so much since Old World Underground, Where Are You Now? (compare the instrumental songs, "Fanfare" from the unreleased version of Grow Up and Blow Away with Pagans in Vegas's "The Face") But the elements that would become increasingly pronounced in Fantasies, Synthetica and now Pagans in Vegas…

"I think it's time for a woman to win this contest, so I am rooting for Nina."

He literally did when he first tried out in the 2013 tryouts. http://photos.denverpost.co…

From ANW EP Kent Weed's IV with THR:

Absolutely. Kacy Catanzaro is 5'0, 100 lbs, she barely has the weight to build enough momentum or to launch off a trampoline, nor the size or arm span to get through some of the obstacles. Despite all this, in 2014, the show's sixth season, she became the first woman to complete an ANW course. Then she completed the…

…dad?

That's a lot of what impressed me about American Ninja Warrior when I first started watching. All the competitors of incredibly supportive of each other, pushing each other to do as well as they can. Even when a million dollars is on the line apparently. There are no villains. Except for that guy this season who told…

Totally ignoring the fact that he's one of the world's most accomplished pro climbers.

He has his insanely attractive, fellow climber and ninja girlfriend, Laura Kisana roaming the backwoods with him. Plus he's a part of the ninja group called the Wolfpack which includes a climber/farmer (Ian Dory), a climber/ER doctor (Noah Kaufman), and a climber/guy who quit his job to devote his time to training for…

You're going to need a lot of towels and clothes. Better plan to do some ironing, too, maybe patch a few jeans, sew a few buttons….

Yeah! The guy to whom I referred has forearms that are either as big or bigger than his biceps, which is insane.

After seven seasons, we finally have an American Ninja Warrior (two, actually!).

The headline and description of the The Bastard Executioner pilot were appropriately Sutterian in that they're overlong and in need of editing. Nice one, Alasdair.