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I was pretty drunk by the point in the night when I got to watching Last Week Tonight, but I'm surprised he didn't mention the NYTimes pieces on the 2010 World Cup match fixing released just that week. But it was impressive how much he just kept piling on to increasingly massive pile of scandal around FIFA and

HEY, DOES ANYONE HAVE A PEN?!

I love how much of a turnaround Donnie's had since last episode's reveal that he had no idea about the whole clone thing. He's gone from slimy monitor-husband to bumbling naif. And it was sweet how Allison and Donnie bonded over murder confessions. Those kids might make it after all.

I had the same concern. I had to examine why I was not into that kiss between Fe and Tony to make sure I wasn't being transphobic. It wasn't that Tony is a female to male transexual; it was that Felix is basically kissing his sister—in the very next scene Cosima tells Delphine, "you have to love all of us," and that

So, Tony is somehow related to Lance from Portlandia, right?

I'd drink Mason Verger™ brand water.

He should try Dr. Bronner's peppermint soap.

Yes! And it will warm it up nicely and even act as a pick-me-up as skin absobs the caffeine.

It does help to lube up the hole though, otherwise the bread will tear and the donut will fall apart before you're done with breakfast.

A tsunami bomb?

Yeast infection?

Does Gwyneth Paltrow's scientific knowledge revolve exclusively around the pseudo-science featured on What the Bleep Do We Know and Deepak Chopra books? Someone please point her to Phil Plait's blog.

This tip would've been nice before I was petrified with my hand almost to my crotch. What am I supposed to do with this erection now, Perseus?

It is too bad they aren't doing regular coverage of Maron anymore. I'm really enjoying this season so far and I think Maron's acting has improved since the first season.

This isn't as much a surprise as they seemed to really hit it off when Lena Dunham did WTF recently. Though, Dunham seems like the type who's really easy to have a good conversation with as she had similarly good chemistry with Jeff Garlin when she was on his By the Way podcast. Maybe this could mean Dunham could have

It's like when Dave tried to explain Treme on Happy Endings.

“I was watching my friends here have this argument, uh, about you know, uh, manipulating d— [makes the tip-to-tip jerk-off motion] uh, data, and, you know, [makes jerk-off motion near his face] how many datas could one guy manipulate at once, and, uh…”

It's more likely a happy coincidence than intentional foreshadowing, but Kara Swisher's cameo did happen to foreshadow Richard's re-coding of Pied Piper's entire compression algorithm in that she's the co-executive editor for Re/code. (Also, one could say she, along with the rest of the All Things D staff, fairly