[I'm posting this before diving into reading the comments, so sorry if it's too similar to other comments]

Dawn: Hello, Dawn.
Shirley: Hello, Shirley.

THANK YOU!

Agent YOLO, for killing Agent Constable Bob, who was protecting Agent Drewbacca/Agent Drewmama/Agent Drewsitania. Drewsitania. Drewsitania. drewsitania. drewsitania., which is probably the name Nick Fury is booked under at his hotel.

Yeah, they're the result of thick, dark eyelashes. The negative for people with Carboneyeliner syndrome is that if you wear glasses you have to wipe the lenses often because you get smudges of sebum from the eyelashes that make the lenses look like your glasses stopped at an intersection and a homeless person tried to…

Seagulls! SWARM ATTAAACK!!!

Those guys are pretty fusilli, but as a Unitarian Universalist Pastafarian, I think they're as nifty as any other noodle. We are all wrought from the same dough, after all.

Like Annie's self-inflicted friendly fire on the "The Science of Illusion" episode of Community.

I would like to know where I can purchase a rhinestone encrusted rape whistle like Alison's, and whether she's available for self defense classes because if anyone had her pepper spray + rape whistle skills no one would fuck with them ever. Maybe throw in some musical theater to make it like a scrappy…

Yeah, she loves Hannibal's dishes









OF COCK

I’m glad he got his revenge on the social worker who, for all his stoicism and plastic geniality, ended up emerging from that horse transformed into a man overcome with emotion. The social worker’s breakdown when Will threatened to kill him was so satisfying to watch, as terrible as that is.

Best scene of the episode for me was when Hannibal was talking Will out of shooting the social worker and we get that Bergmanesque shot of the side of Will's blurred face overlapping the front of Hannibal's in focus in the background. The dialogue and imagery of rebirth and metamorphosis and the questions of who Will…

I'm imagining David Milch watching this episode and chirping an exasperated come on.

I want to work for Punslingers. That would both be the most groansome and funnest job. And surely they'd have the Bob's Burgers writing staff as a recurring client.

I really liked what we heard of Victor's essay. It had humor in all the right places. He has had such a rough year with being held back a grade and his parents separating. But he made it through, he worked hard to catch up in school and is now being recognized for his outstanding essay. He's come a long way from being…

I know she's coming out to her parents and all, but did the costume designer really need to dress Haddie like Linda Hamilton in Terminator?

I wish these got as many clicks/comments as the Hate Song posts.

[points at erection]

Only if it were Penny Hartz.

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