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This is about the point last season where people got impatient with Justified and the whole Drew Thompson search. Then a couple episodes later we found out Drew's identity, everything clicked and season four turned from meandering to rivaling season two as one of Justified's best. This show's earned our patience.

Clockwatchers

Would it be too much to ask for Arthur Chu to throw in an AV Club meme in an episode? Like a WOLF EYES. during the intro, or perhaps for Final Jeopardy an









OF COCK, if he has the time?

We're all Arthur Chu!

They hadn't completed a sufficient amount of the story to unlock the Sanctuary mission. Some of them probably came across it at one point but couldn't advance past the Sanctuary signs without being compelled to turn back. Actual logic doesn't work in The Walking Dead, so you have to use lesser forms of logic like

Before January 2014, if we're to believe The AV Club.

The other scenario would've involved strangling, too.









OF COCK

That could be a great replacement for Piers Morgan's show. Maybe a Japanese variety/news quiz show amalgam where Zucker and Leno answer questions and whomever has the most points at the end of the season won't have to perform harakiri. Like Wait Wait… Don't Tell Me! meets Masaki Kobayashi's Harakiri meets that game

Jay Leno 180°

I wouldn't put it past Jeff Zucker to shuffle around CNN's schedule just so he can slot Leno to compete against Conan to continue some petty grudge in his mind.

Welcome back to TV, Jay Leno.

The only thing more spiteful NBC could do would be for them to cancel Hannibal, resurrect Pushing Daisies, cancel the resurrected Pushing Daisies, and make Bryan Fuller work on this goddamn show again.

If this has to happen, it'd actually be great if Sonia Saraiya reviewed the Heroes reboot considering how enjoyable it was reading her Gossip Girl reviews for the final season.

But there's been such a sombre air o-ver the AV Club since Hat's absence.

Horace Goodspeed, yes.

This movie might look a lot more appealing if Kit Harington was playing a Mr. Meeseeks and Kiefer Sutherland was Jerry trying to improve his swing.

Cillian Murphy looks like Eugene Victor Tooms in that video still.

Related: Bran and Hodor went to a Raptors game together.

Kit Harington is swordfighting Kiefer Sutherland, volcanic ash falling all around, and the expression on his face just says "upset stomach."

It's like applying an Instagram filter to your voice.