Two hipsters walk into an empty bar.
One of them says, "Let's get out of here - this place is full of hipsters!".

Where's the Trekkie Monster gimmick commenter when you need him?

Where's the Trekkie Monster gimmick commenter when you need him?

Not to mention old.

Not to mention old.

"Perhaps she meant Paul Thomas Anderson."

"Perhaps she meant Paul Thomas Anderson."

This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.

Was this pitched as a "Hot Fuzz" remake?

Was this pitched as a "Hot Fuzz" remake?

"Uh, Mr. Nimoy, we have ten minutes left…"

"Uh, Mr. Nimoy, we have ten minutes left…"

Made even better if you know that Baldwin actually donated $1m to the Philharmonic this summer. And is their radio announcer.

Made even better if you know that Baldwin actually donated $1m to the Philharmonic this summer. And is their radio announcer.

iTonement?

iTonement?

"You might say they caught him red-handed!"

"You might say they caught him red-handed!"

"We've got all the fireworks we need right here."

"We've got all the fireworks we need right here."