That song is crazy cryptic and it's kind of amazing how much information was stuffed into it just through implication. I devoted a lot of effort to deciphering the lyrics a couple of years ago. It was particularly difficult because some of the lyrics are hard to understand and the closed captions are wrong.

That song is crazy cryptic and it's kind of amazing how much information was stuffed into it just through implication. I devoted a lot of effort to deciphering the lyrics a couple of years ago. It was particularly difficult because some of the lyrics are hard to understand and the closed captions are wrong.

Hey, wait a minute. If it's been used on The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, and a million other cartoons, that's more than a million times!

Hey, wait a minute. If it's been used on The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, and a million other cartoons, that's more than a million times!

Call me crazy, but I suspect the movie would actually make more money if
ALF were still a hand puppet. Even if, for some reason, the box office
intake were lower, the amount they'd save on special effects would be
enough to justify using old felt ALF.

Call me crazy, but I suspect the movie would actually make more money if
ALF were still a hand puppet. Even if, for some reason, the box office
intake were lower, the amount they'd save on special effects would be
enough to justify using old felt ALF.

CafePress shirts aren't worth the 100% cotton they're made of.

CafePress shirts aren't worth the 100% cotton they're made of.

It's finally settled: Cavemen beat astronauts.

It's finally settled: Cavemen beat astronauts.

The Battle Royale manga ran 15 volumes, so I'm sure they'll manage.

The Battle Royale manga ran 15 volumes, so I'm sure they'll manage.

@avclub-f8f8c273f326be25421cc62737d24a9e:disqus The sequel to Up should obviously be called Yours

@avclub-f8f8c273f326be25421cc62737d24a9e:disqus The sequel to Up should obviously be called Yours

These puns are unBEARable.

These puns are unBEARable.

"Pip, meanwhile, tries out Mr. Mackey’s advice, is dissatisfied with the
results, and wins over the other kids in the most obvious way possible:
by showing that he, too, can make the designated outcast Pip rue the day
he was born. (He sends him hurtling into the air and explodes him into
the confetti.)"

"Pip, meanwhile, tries out Mr. Mackey’s advice, is dissatisfied with the
results, and wins over the other kids in the most obvious way possible:
by showing that he, too, can make the designated outcast Pip rue the day
he was born. (He sends him hurtling into the air and explodes him into
the confetti.)"

…I just got the joke. Thanks.

…I just got the joke. Thanks.