I forgot everything you said after "ass man"!

OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS

Well, Oscar's knife will be one that was thrown away, so it'll probably be duller, but it'll also be rusty and tetanusy so he has that going for him. On the other hand, it's harder to maneuver around when you won't leave a trash can.

My favorite thing Joss Whedon's ever said: "You know, it was always a big thing in my life when I was a kid, because I thought Muppets were cool. Now, I'm not talking about the ones that had their own show, I'm talking the Sesame Street ones. I was one of the people that felt that Kermit was a sell-out when he started…

This show has balls, but can it avoid sitting on them?

Oh, this is… this is a separate thing. Never mind.

Wait, wait. What's going on here? The Supreme Court already decided in the FCC's favor.

Ironic detachment is great. Nothing means anything!

You made it worse.

Wolfram & Hart has put roots down in this glamorous city that grow
deep, and branches that reach right into the heart of every major
corporation, including Yoyodyne, Weyland-Yutani, and Newscorp.

Now I'm not one to defend Hanna-Barbera. The Flintstones literally hurts my eyes. But I do think, at least from the perspective of draughtsmanship, H-B has Adventure Time beat.

I don't doubt that Collins was telling the truth when she said she'd never heard of Battle Royale. The problem, to me, is that now Battle Royale is "that movie people won't stop comparing Hunger Games to" rather than its own thing.

Hey, Natasha Allegri feels the same way!

I've always wanted to see them convey a cliché plot element followed by a character enthusiastically shouting, "Formulaic!"

Adventure Time's the only currently running non-NBC Thursday TV series I keep up with regularly. (Yes, I know I'm missing a lot of great currently running series. If a show's serialized I usually prefer to wait until it's over to watch it.) I watch Regular Show and the FOX comedies on occasion, but the gradual and…

It was specifically mentioned last season that Lilah was the only employee to survive The Beast's attack.

If all the employees were killed and W&H was restocked with new ones, how has Numero Cinco worked there for so long?

Biggest wasted opportunity in season 5: Gunn learns the entire Gilbert & Sullivan repertory, yet never sings "Willow, tit-willow".

I just want to know one thing: Is Ted an outcast inventor who just screws things up for everyone but everyone learns at the end to accept him the way he is? I'm really trying to avoid seeing any more animated movies with that character in it ever. 

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