Yeah, well, not as concerned as I am with your take on Hot Topic.

I really hope my cesarean scar doesn't ruin this costume!!!

I suppose if we're going by just a "compared to …" sort of deal then OK. I mean, offering John Lennon such an award is a comparison to hyperbole, which is fine, I just don't want people getting confused and thinking Lennon wasn't a cock, haha.

Hmm. Not sure patient is used to describe Lennon too often. He was a bit of a tool.

Please, do enlighten us.

More valid, some might say.

I mean … I'm pretty high … How high would one have to be, ya think? I don't think I could get more so.

Hah, I love Norm.

Has the baby ever been worn? Also, what size? Need to know if it fits.

Ehhh … You could say that "one isn't actually as evil as the other," perhaps, but neither is a breath of fresh air, so to speak. I'm not sure who out there could *actually* do better, but it's probably someone who doesn't actually want to be president. (I feel like that should be a qualifier, personally.)

I see. Well. I mean. Actually I don't. But all I see is a 1.5 or so gram nug, so I'm in a different context I imagine.

Living in a place where it's now legal … If someone asked for $10 for that nug I'd be deeply, deeply offended.

Holy fucking shit, do you people still believe in Jeff Mangum?? Holy fuck. My parents told me that Jeff Mangum wasn't real when I was 5!

I thought this was hilarious. I mean, fucking awful and the qualifier is necessary, but yeah. Still funny, mostly because of the obviousness of it. Most people on this site wouldn't have the nerve.

I'm so glad that as soon as I found out Eric Andre had a show I was like, "Damn! I'll bet that show sucks!" Because 1:34 of it taken in and that is my conclusion.

Personally I can't stand this show [edit; OK, this is harsh. It's just that for something that includes an animated Jason Sudeikis as a He-Man type and Tim Meadows in any capacity I don't like it nearly as much as I feel like I should]. I came here to gripe about how boring it is but I don't feel like reading all of…

I'm trying to figure out a way to try it other than spending a grand on a whole setup. Having friends seems like a method but waaaay too much work.

I hated Doom 3. But, uh, I may not have played the actual final version as I'd convinced myself, because I definitely played it in either late 2002 or early 2003. Whoops.

Oh man, have you tried to find this in anything other than some pop culture news rag? I Googled it for several minutes and I couldn't find anything that referenced it that wasn't something similar to The A.V. Club, nothing from the site itself. And if you visit the site itself … it seems pretty off. It's like they…

I have to thank you for saying this and being far more tactful than I may have been. I really wanted to use the word "fuck" repeatedly.