Ughhhhh. This is terrible, guys. This is just the worst. I don't want either of them to win. Even if you can say that Donald J. Trump is demonstrably worse than Hillary, that he is the very essence of evil and corruption and hypocrisy and idiocy and has small hands and is a dayglo orange and wants to bone his daughter…

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. Please don't suggest I'm using that term unironically. I'm not really positive I'm going quite for "ironic," either, though, more just the feeling of wanting to wash one's eyes and brain after having read the word. Same for the word "shitbird".

I have not! Haven't even heard of it. Not really a fan of Diablo Cody, though …

Damn. There was a pun thread based on chemistry and gases and I enjoyed that, but I think maybe I like this more.This is good, very good :)

I can feel bad for someone's loss and still find them physically unattractive!

That was a good pun. I enjoyed it :)

I feel like I made a pretty good joke about this in the Home Improvement article.

Hah, that's exactly what I was thinking.

Every time they talked about it in any context?

Who could blame her, though. Wiig is smokin'!

Sean O'Neal and Misty Mullins would later go on to work together when Mullins became a Copy Editor for The AV Club.

I feel like you're confusing "crazy" with "accurately assuming things about [your] life."

You may have had some blinders on (or were just not scouring the comments), as they definitely were posting. There were waaaay more posts that consisted of only "Not even going to look at the comments" and "Moments until Breitbart shows up, 3….2….1…." or whatever.

Man, I didn't even watch Constantine. Didn't realize I was in that!

Hah! "You write comic! Now! Use colors! Peoples Republic of North Korea very colorful! Humor! Use humor now! There, that joke, comic over now, publish!"

Let's see … Alcohol problems, dismissive of others' opinions, but of course opinionated and entitled, favorite sex toy is a paper bag with holes cut into it …

Makes you wonder!

Ewwww. McKinnon could do sooo much better than McCarthy. That's like putting Zachary Quinto with … Some physically unappealing guy … Nick Frost? Oh, probably Patton Oswalt.

You can't possibly be suggesting that the AV Club may have been baiting MRAs for the clicks, right?

Awe, I had completely forgotten about you but you remembered me! And you're still responding to my posts! I'm trying to remember what it was that you got so butthurt about before but I can't off the top of my head … Let's see … If I recall correctly I expressed a dislike of something … Was it the last comic? That…