Or, y'know, lock your car. Then get a "club". Beyond that, park your car in a locked garage and stop driving it around.

Uhhh. Well. I think you characterize it stupidly, but yeah, sure, that's what we could say.

Just because we're hearing more about it in her case doesn't mean that other celebrities don't have to deal with some similarly terrible things.

Uhh. But an anal rape fantasy as punishment for harassment is totally cool? Interesting. Very interesting.

Personally I don't think it matters at all. All famous people have to deal with douchebaggery of some kind (and some really are more deserving of it than others). People are pretty awful and like to tear others down. Blah blah blah.

So … Leslie Jones is awful at comedy and all that, but whomever is doing this is dumb if they think that making her a sympathetic victim is going to stop her from making bad comedy.

That's just a Greek Myth.

I'm not going to watch the video but if it's anything other than James Franco sucking dick then it is not what I would expect.

I can accept that, sure.

You guyyyyyyys … stop suggesting that this is clever. You're doing us all a great disservice.

As one should. That said …

Factfindingmission is just upset because on the outside he looks like how Vin Diesel looks on the inside.

Hey, Transformers was a GREAT script before the studios meddled with it!

The scary thing is that I actually was looking up Bowie in December and Prince in February. The former because I was wanting to read up on the Ziggy years and the latter because I was interested in … I dunno, whatever.

You kidding me? I follow that guy on Twitter. There is no doubt that whomever is living as William Shatner is very much alive. But my hypothesis is that he's just been replaced with a 20 year old girl with a really good make up team. Always going on about Misha Collins and Supernatural … Jesus.

I just recently watched that episode of The Simpsons where Fyvush cameos as himself playing Krusty in the made for tv movie. It prompted me to look him up specifically just to see if he was still alive and I was really stoked that he was.

I just watched that episode recently. Then it prompted me to look Fyvush up to see if he was still alive. I can't help but feel a little guilty …

I remember when Picket Fences used to air prior to being syndicated. Loved that show for some reason.

Grade-A trolling! *slow clap*

So … am I being racist against both blacks and whites because I hate both McCarthy and Jones? I'm a misogynist because I dislike two specific women, though I've no qualms with the other two? (Though Wiig does some terrible work sometimes and I can't stand some of her SNL characters … McKinnon is wonderful, though.…