Seriously. The first time I saw Herman's Head I thought "Wait, you mean that's not just someone doing a voice?? Poor gal." I feel like I loved Herman's Head when it was on.

Don Hertzfeldt should just take over.

"And for everyone who’d prefer to watch a film intended as an immersive 70mm big-screen spectacle on a shitty DVD rip on their laptop"

I can't say I hate Zack Snyder as I actually enjoyed 300 the first three times I watched it. I enjoyed The Owls of Gandor (or whatever the fuck … OK I was pretending to not know the name of it) the times I watched that, as well. I keep finding myself time and again with regard to comic movies and reboots not really…

You're not wrong to harp on the writing and directing. It's not like it's misplaced. And it's a bummer that my expectations have been put so low so as to not be mortally offended by nearly everything that comes out anymore (although I watch very few movies anymore; I more or less watch animated shows like Bob's…

Boy I can't wait for that day … so over Tarantino …

DOES SHE KNOW???

I'm pretty annoyed with the feminist metrics, as well.

I feel like you're looking at this movie through too critical a lens. It's not a great movie, no one should be looking at it to win any awards or even to be of that level in any way. It's just a loud action movie with lots of explosions. I mean, the things you bring up are certainly irksome in many respects but I…

Ken Williams-Bennett. From what I've read (y'know, those two sentences on Wikipedia that I scanned) he doesn't sound rich but he probably does have some networking skillz.

Here's some more for you if you like:

In the first article, prior to the buyer's name being released, someone on this site posited that it was this very asshole who had purchased it.

It seems unlikely to me but meh.

Right? I love Jeremy Renner. I think he should be getting at least $30 mil for his work. Although, I guess Hawkeye isn't super interesting. So maybe $18.

Of course they haven't. The AV Club told them that it's true, therefore it's true.

Things I love to point out on AV Club:

I may have read that also. Or instead.

That's upsetting, I had read somewhere that Kylo Ren was supposed to have a snake face or something. I thought that might be neat if they did a Cobra Commander thing with him like in the old GI Joe cartoon.

That's like … the opposite formation of the argument you're trying to make.

B-But … they must be making fun of everyone else!