Shit, I did. Hold on, I'm going to erase my post and re-post it as Christy Carlson Romano.

Indeed. It doesn't matter if tampons are "made to be flushed" … they're not. It doesn't matter how new your plumbing is (except maybe if you have a "jet flush" on your toilet), eventually it can lead to a blockage. My last roommate's girlfriend caused a serious blockage in some pretty new plumbing … Roomie said it was…

Yeah a city can be anything when they put enough PR behind it, just like how Minneapolis is allegedly the gay capital of the US. That said, I've not biked in Minneapolis.

My first thought was "well of course they're all fucking awful". There are some which are OK but mostly it's a bunch of bullshit hodgepodge. Is it validating awful tattoo work? Is it telling us to accept it? Or is it just "Hey, perhaps I can do something by putting a bunch of terrible tattoos on famous people"?

I'm not saying it was George Takei, but I'm not *not* saying it's George Takei, either.

No offense to West or Nimoy, but I will be distraught over Shatner. I actually thought about that the other day for some stupid reason. But I would like to meet him before one of us dies.

Kind of getting annoyed with the short answer to everything either being "DTMFA" or "fuck a hooker". Oh! Or "cheat on your partner". That one still pisses me off.

And the world collectively sighed and said "Thank you, USA." As they should say.

Really? Even when Mitch Hedburg's death was announced on April 1st? That's the first death I recall seeing and actually thinking it must be a joke, though I was kind of thinking, when I saw the news of Hoffman on a forum earlier, that someone was either making a joke in poor taste, or that they were mistaken somehow.

That was my first thought when I saw it posted elsewhere. He was one of my favorites.

I guess we're going pretty broad with celebrity and, as such, I've met/hung out with some musicians (but all "indie crap," so who cares) and Spencer Krug's dad and grandpa … but the one actual celebrity I almost met was Leslie Nielsen. I saw him outside of some posh penthouse suites on Robson in Vancouver, BC being…

Prepare to be disappointed! … As I was just now when, for the first time ever, I decided to watch after season 6 of That 70s Show and Justin Long of all people showed up … ugh.

This would be my guess. I mean, he did say "very, very soon," and the Super Bowl would be the thing to get them all together again … but remember when Jason Alexander parachuted into the Super Bowl? I'm just remembering that, I didn't have a reason to bring it up.

I just hope it's better than last year's "uproarious" Q&A … I mean, it would almost have to be. (And yet I'll bet it won't.)

Hmmmm. I may be late on the listen/reply but … I find this review to be … poor. I mean, shit, at least it ain't Islands.

DiCaprio was in Growing Pains. 'Nuff said.

So I've got this idea for a bunch of genetically altered aquarium pets. I'm thinking either fish or turtles, their master is a rat and they fight crime. The idea just came to me in a dream. It's the perfect expression of performance art. Here's a mockup of my design: http://i.onionstatic.com/av…

I love Stephen Malkmus and Pavement but this is actually getting pretty ridiculous.

Wait, who scwrote it?