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Keanu Reeves Monologue
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From Atlas With Shrug

From Atlas With Shrug

The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that Armageddon is the worst movie I've ever seen in my life.

The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that Armageddon is the worst movie I've ever seen in my life.

I remember watching that on DVD whit a group of friends who never saw it before… they all bust out laughing at that except one girl, who said she didn't get what just happened.

I remember watching that on DVD whit a group of friends who never saw it before… they all bust out laughing at that except one girl, who said she didn't get what just happened.

Maybe that's it right there.  I didn't much care for American Graffiti, either.

Maybe that's it right there.  I didn't much care for American Graffiti, either.

Am I the only person in the world who does not get the appeal of Dazed and Confused?  I saw it somewhere between '96 and '98 and enjoyed it, but never once felt the need to revisit it.

Am I the only person in the world who does not get the appeal of Dazed and Confused?  I saw it somewhere between '96 and '98 and enjoyed it, but never once felt the need to revisit it.

JMS and the Wachowskis collaborated on Ninja Assassin and that was kind of a fun B movie.  I'd check this out.

JMS and the Wachowskis collaborated on Ninja Assassin and that was kind of a fun B movie.  I'd check this out.

The Adequate Spiderman!

The Adequate Spiderman!

I can't.  Those kids got in to so many "classified" or "quarantined" areas, they may as well have been the children in a Gamera film.

I can't.  Those kids got in to so many "classified" or "quarantined" areas, they may as well have been the children in a Gamera film.

Winter is Coming

Winter is Coming

Be fair, there were also boobs in the first Chicago scene.  They were just in the background.

Be fair, there were also boobs in the first Chicago scene.  They were just in the background.