We need Jason Statham's monologue in Spy:

Kirk Douglas is 99 today. Holy shit.

I went to see Spectre at a theater that shows Bollywood films in a suburb of Cleveland on Saturday and walked out to 300+ Indian Americans in line for Prem Ratan Dhan Payo, so I think all of them did go.

I cried non-stop during the last twenty minutes of this film, continued to cry during the entire end credits, cried so hard that the DVD restarted back at the beginning, and then just kept on crying.

I loved "Jai Ho" (Slumdog Millionaire, less so), and I was still upset that "Down to Earth" lost the Oscar. Even more upsetting was how the Academy treated the category that year. Peter Gabriel refused to perform "Down to Earth" at the ceremony because the Academy decided to do a medley of the Best Original Song…

I really like this show, and I'm sad it's been canceled. The last two episodes have improved dramatically. (I liked this week's episode quite a bit more than Brandon.) I've watched most of the eerily similar freshman comedies this year, including Marry Me and Mulaney, and I think the A to Z cast is the best. The…

I just wanted to welcome back Myles' spectacular Elementary reviews. I've missed your reviews, Myles, as much as I've missed the show over the summer. Your Elementary reviews are my favorite on the site, and they never fail to provide insight into details that I may have misunderstood or overlooked. Thank you!

I feel like the film portion of the nominations is pretty flawless—at least by Golden Globe standards. Before Midnight is the only glaring omission from the Best Picture categories. Rush for BP is a surprise, but it sounds like Daniel Bruhl's nod is well-deserved. They even remembered The Hunt, one of the very best…

The best music-preaching scene to not make the final cut of a film: Rhys Ifans dances to "Get Off of My Cloud" in Pirate Radio.