His name is Alex.

His name is Alex.

I hope he gets to jam in as many "I was thrown off an airplane" jokes into the show as he possibly can…

I hope he gets to jam in as many "I was thrown off an airplane" jokes into the show as he possibly can…

He's currently doing research.

Concert tours booked around Six Flags and county fairs must be lucrative..

Wait, who is John Legend?

I think that Heller is merely baiting Keith Morris into writing lyrics that reference this review: "You said we played that nervous riff sideways/well I dont' care about AVClub anyways…"

Robert Downey Jr. would be suited to play Hendrix.

Keith, how did you guys overlook the opportunity of getting Michael Winslow into the round room for AVClub Undercover? WTF?!?

Beans Baxter.

Love was neither a careful steward of her late husband's drugs nor his likeness.

Wasn't that film called The Border?

There was a period of time when one might get beaten to a pulp for showing up at a show in Ct with X's on their hands. Straight Edge was inspirational and it was frustrating, for me. There were certain aspects of the Youth Crew vibe that spoke directly to my inner self (awkwardly semi-clean cut jockish aspects that…

It will be a long L ride back to Armitage for that kid this evening.

The juxtaposition of the Miracle Whip ad and Rose's face is the best thing since those halcyon days of Whitney Cummings scrawling ads and Maria Bello's hat…

Worrying is a waste of his time.

McConaughey as Washington and Harrelson as Franklin…Vincent Cassel can play John Hancock, I guess…

I think that the deluxe edition has a couple of Saccharine Trust tracks as well.

Anne Hatha-Del Rey?