Far more important than the Quaker in Wanamaker…

Word on the streets is "Captain and Tennille"

@Leighton Meester one must always remember: nothing recedes like success, handle it with aplomb

I sincerely hope…
…that this "givin' it out to any guy with a stream" implies that you read my comments on the avclub poll and decided to partner up with Miramax. More mid-1990s gwyneth paltrow, please!

…and won't use the apostrophe

I'll take the bait.

If you're looking for 120 Minutes, you have to include Dave Kendall in the mix. He was the dude it was so easy to hate…to hear him intone "In-spah-ruhl Cah-pets" was to wish one was born deaf…

I liked Marc Maron better when he was called Jake Johannsen

1979
O'Neal…I enjoyed this piece of writing more than anything of yours that I have read (scanned) in the past. '79 was a very interesting year to choose. One memory of that year was the fact that the 8-track tape was being phased out. Another would be the fact that the four Kiss solo albums were released in Sept. of…

Tyler the Creator hates KITH.

Bruno Ponce-Jones finally gets a new gig…

Todd, I am beginning to regret not having listed you as my favorite writer in the AV CLUB poll. That "I think in most cases the clips are snark enough" comment has quite possibly out O'Nealed O'Neal…

O'Neal: "They were then escorted out the back of the building…" should probably read "They were then escorted out of the back of the building".

If Sean O'Neal writes an "article" and no one reads it, does this "article" exist? Does Sean O'Neal shit in the woods?

Or getting thoroughly Chuck Norris'd by Tom Laughlin

A.B.Q. A- Always, B- Be, Q-Quitting…Always Be Quitting…We're adding a little something to this month's casting contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is I quit.

I missed Mother Superior's comment…somehow I feel good about that fact.

One thing Rabin knows well unfunny.

The Van Haliens wanted the best of both worlds.

Pig Champion copped copious amounts of horse and cheeseburgers there.