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No, you can get each trilogy separate.  I'm still mulling over wether or not to get the original trilogy.

"I was really hoping I'd like it because this has always been one of the funniest shows on TV"
Get out.

Last time I smelled Axe body spray, it smelled like shit that's been sitting in rotten fruit for a couple weeks.  I can't imagine how it would smell burning.

Wait… there are people that DON'T like Ewoks?

I do.  You'd think they'd love it that I am a philanthropist at all the area children's hospitals, but they scream and run away.

Damn straight, nintendo historian.  We need more like you around here.

My entire Facebook profile is It's Always Sunny references.  Mostly Charlie ones.  Why haven't the ladies been rolling in?

Chuckee Jesus, that was awesome.

IMPOSSIBRU!!!!

Gary X, you bastard. Google knows nothing of a Calvin and Hobbes movie.

Dreamworks is bastardizing Calvin and Hobbes? No. Just no. Shame on them.

Movie within the movie?

No, she was cast as an alien in the Bad Taste remake.

"I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE INTO A…. INTO A JELLY!"

What the FUCK drdarkeny, get the FUCK out of here. And psyduck is most definitely a duck it says DUCK right in his name- psy-DUCK! Dumbass.

Don't touch Modern Family
Cancel everything you want, ABC, but don't mess with Modern Family. Those silly, high-voiced best friends with the kid make me laugh so hard.

Look at that door, dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?

I don't want Breaking Bad to just drag on and on like every other American show out there.

Don't argue with Bitch Hunter. Bitch Hunter knows this from experience.