Personal celebrity sighting: I saw the dude who plays George Luz at a Radiohead show at the Hollywood Bowl. So eat it.

The Tesseract?

It's worth listening to the Lucky Louie DVD commentaries to hear her randomly throw in some Bobby Hill.

No Tracy Rearden?!

Really? Shouldn't we give it zero stars?

I have no idea how AMC plans to portray Negan. Is he going to say "screw" a lot?

Fun new game: pretend Carl is Rick's little lesbian friend Coral.

THEY ARE THE WALKING DEAD

Maybe it's because it's the first storyline I've read in real-time (as opposed to binge reading the collections), but this Negan storyline seems like it's taking a fucking eternity.

CHEAP TRILLS!

I hope the show will be more about PFT zipping around in a fan boat and listening to crimes go.

Yeah, I'm looking forward to that. I do hope they squeeze in the Fear the Hunters arc before then.

More importantly, why was someone taking a shit on a toilet during a zombie apocalypse in which functional plumbing no longer exists?

Does it end in "ia"?

I've said it here on the AV Club before, but I'll say it again: I'm glad that even 20+ years after I checked out of reading comics, people are still shitting all over Rob Liefeld.

Portion control.

*sigh*

And for Shardik the Bear Guardian? Lena Dunham.

This is the first time I've thought about this quote ever since I started shooting pistols competitively, and the first two lines are actually really fucking spot on.

I think getting hit by a goddamn van counts as a little more than a "death scare".