…squint, tilt his head from side to side like a dog that's just been shown a card trick…

The main reason being that Peggy is gross.

Silly gunfighting newbies.  Rick was watching the fat dude in the mirror behind the skinny dude the whole time.

Don't worry, I'm sure Marvel will find some excuse to bring him back to life in a couple of issues.

Ah.  Yes, Maggie's accent is pretty god awful.

The guy who plays Hershel was born and raised in Atlanta…

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The writers obviously never played Portal.

I really hope they introduce Michonne this season.

Whoops, that's not a Cherokee Rose.  That's an Apache Daisy.  It grows from the blood of dead children who couldn't follow simple instructions.  My bad.

Don't you have some dishes to do or something?

They're pretty much the same thing.  Life begins after pre-ejaculation.

Um, no.

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY STEW!

"What was with that look Herschel gave Maggie, after the
discussion about what to do if they found Sophia with a piece missing? 
He gave her a subtle shake of his head."

It's certainly the only goal in the comics.

You've never read the comics, huh. They go through kids like nobody's business.

You know, you don't actually have to be all that bright to be a cop.

Oh, silly AV Club readers. "The Walking Dead" isn't referring to the zombies.

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