I think I've heard "blows" a couple times.

I'm 26, and I've heard of him. Sadly, he had that one revival hit that brought him back to attention (I think the music went something like WHOMP WHOMP duh nuh nuh nah nuh WHOMP WHOMP). Also, he was on 30 Rock that one time.

That flexibility in Catholicism does that there are plenty of anti-Islam wackos as well as plenty of honest-to-god, super-inclusive Catholic socialists, with everything in between. I went to K-12 in a very conservative Catholic school in the suburbs, then did high school at a Jesuit joint, so I've experienced all…

My friend, the New Testament doesn't even say that a Rapture will happen. All of the people bothering you about what happens to you after the Rapture are morons.

I just wish more places had those fancy new Coke machines that have all 10,000 possible variations of soda that the company makes. Peach Sprite, man. The best. Or Peach Sprite Zero if I'm feeling diet-y.

ABC: We have Scandal! Which does nothing for our other shows because everyone stops watching TV when it's over to talk online about Scandal…

Why has Ollie about to shoot someone and a captions saying "[name], you have failed this [whatever]" not become a huge meme yet? It fits so many situations.

I dunno, he's always been shown as an at least somewhat professional dentist. It's the other parts of his life where he's crazy.

"Because I realized something. Everything that we have been through—the Harvest Festival, the election, the recall, the merger, Ann leaving, Larry changing his name for some stupid reason, all of it has just been preparation for this. [emphasis added]"

Yup.

I kept getting recommendations for "Movies with strong female characters" that had something Kim Kardashian related as the first suggestion.

It's good to hear they can at least work together enough to want to free those records, even if SST is so messed up it will never happen.

Okay, maybe we can save the Minutemen, but wouldn't Bob Mould and Grant Hart actually have to be able to cooperate in the slightest in order to sue SST for the Hüsker Dü albums to be freed?

Dude, have you ever had to live in a small town? I'm in one now, and an Italian bistro would be the cool place.

They probably have a dedicated colander for this. It seems to happen a lot.

"The characters aren't allowed to develop or change."

It depends on the apple! Apples range from utter shit (Red Delicious) to the food of the gods (Honeycrisp), while I know there are probably other oranges the only one anyone ever eats are those bright orange, baseball-sized ones.

Hey, someday they'll finally stop constantly extending copyright, and all of the Looney Tunes will be everywhere.

Well, Linux doesn't have money for product placement.

What about a robot mental institution?