Just about the last thing you ever want to run across is Gerard Depardieu in Uranus.

Stop making crazy videos and focus on finishing The Winds of Winter already!

And yet when my mother offered people an exchange of food for love, they arrested her. So unfair.

Exchanging Love for Food, the giving of Special Sauces - damn, McDonald's is sexy.

This is what the education industry has come to. Congratulations, teachers.

Anyway, we delivered the Bomb.

This sick.. beat Taylor Swift.

Which is better, this Simpsons episode or South Park's "Tsst"?

Railways through Africa

"so I’m ready for someone else to take the reigns"

I'd wager he has some form of water spout-walking spider in that box.

We have no king but Caesar.

…the only thing we know is what Bill Belichick said in his press conference

Deflate Dome. We would also accept Deflation Moblier.

When you play the Game of Silence you're quiet, or you die.

Are they going to show the Milton Berle episode?

The Man Show, people.

Bag-O-Glass or GTFO.

Nick Riviera is under N but Freddie Quimby is under Q?

Ever notice you drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?