*casually pounds on an engine block with a hammer*

*casually pounds on an engine block with a hammer*

I'm pretty sure I've partied before.

I'm pretty sure I've partied before.

What the hell is a Skrillex? And will it get rid of tough baked-on grease?

What the hell is a Skrillex? And will it get rid of tough baked-on grease?

Hell, it works on the American public. I don't see why it wouldn't work there.

Hell, it works on the American public. I don't see why it wouldn't work there.

And free water boarding! To think of the money I pay to be tortured and sat on by fat women in leather body suits every weekend. Where is MY Guantanamo?

And free water boarding! To think of the money I pay to be tortured and sat on by fat women in leather body suits every weekend. Where is MY Guantanamo?

@avclub-734ffb84cfa214922893511fae356b45:disqus Right, yes. The ostrich defense.

@avclub-734ffb84cfa214922893511fae356b45:disqus Right, yes. The ostrich defense.

@avclub-d80126524c1e9641333502c664fc6ca1:disqus Yes, this. Fucking do something with these people. So far they're guilty only of being brown and slow.

@avclub-d80126524c1e9641333502c664fc6ca1:disqus Yes, this. Fucking do something with these people. So far they're guilty only of being brown and slow.

Take the heat off Abu Ghraib and just show "Hitch" every night.

Take the heat off Abu Ghraib and just show "Hitch" every night.

Serves 'em right, being, after all, totally guilty of having overheard at Ramadan dinner their brother-in-law's cousin talk of his uncle who may or may not be loosely associated with a former roommate's radical jihad organization 6,000 miles away in a desert cave…

Serves 'em right, being, after all, totally guilty of having overheard at Ramadan dinner their brother-in-law's cousin talk of his uncle who may or may not be loosely associated with a former roommate's radical jihad organization 6,000 miles away in a desert cave…

Harumph.

Harumph.