@EvelKareebel:disqus: Kat Dennings has a face?

"…Honky."
"Nabin."
"DEAD honky."

"…Honky."
"Nabin."
"DEAD honky."

We really ought to cut Crystal a break.  If I had that man's career, I'd be cranky and dyspeptic too.

We really ought to cut Crystal a break.  If I had that man's career, I'd be cranky and dyspeptic too.

The man who chose his nickname only because "I'mtryingwaytoohard Mandel" is too long.  The desperation has always wafted right off the celluloid credits.

The man who chose his nickname only because "I'mtryingwaytoohard Mandel" is too long.  The desperation has always wafted right off the celluloid credits.

Good Lord.  Apparently, this is an edited version of some initial draft that I can only now imagine.

Good Lord.  Apparently, this is an edited version of some initial draft that I can only now imagine.

So many people claim to appreciate both science and the use of words (logoi).  Yet these same hypocrites often have issues with Scientology!  Go figure.

So many people claim to appreciate both science and the use of words (logoi).  Yet these same hypocrites often have issues with Scientology!  Go figure.

NO ColBEORN, NO PEACE.

NO ColBEORN, NO PEACE.

I don't know.  I find that the writers, you know, have trouble writing for urban characters.

I don't know.  I find that the writers, you know, have trouble writing for urban characters.

Most of the people who've reviled Welk's lack of "edginess" over the decades a) overvalue the intrinsic value of said edginess, and b) overestimate their own.  Too much Welk-hatred, and similar anti-bourgeois passions, looks like self-congratulatory wallowing: an unseemly patting of oneself on the back for being born…

Most of the people who've reviled Welk's lack of "edginess" over the decades a) overvalue the intrinsic value of said edginess, and b) overestimate their own.  Too much Welk-hatred, and similar anti-bourgeois passions, looks like self-congratulatory wallowing: an unseemly patting of oneself on the back for being born…

What?  No "Jimmy Olsen's Blues" by the Spin Doctors?  No? No?

What?  No "Jimmy Olsen's Blues" by the Spin Doctors?  No? No?

Thirty years later, my little brother & I still amuse ourselves by randomly breaking out "bEhoLD!  THE swoorD oF POWer!  EXcalleEEbuR!"  "yEs! YOU leArn quICKly. THAt's gOod!"