@paraclete_pizza:disqus, a knowledgeable Russophile once told me that over there, "it's only the cranks who believe in lone gunmen."  Thanks to the country's rich history of actual governmental conspiracies and so-smart-it's-stupid skullduggery, crazy notions like faked moon landings, introducing crack to minorities,…

There might be two sides to this story. I seem to remember George Pratt countering that he'd agreed to handle the GoY inks very late in development as a favor, and it was understood that he'd have them in time to finish before his planned vacation.  According to him, he only had two days to complete the job because…

There might be two sides to this story. I seem to remember George Pratt countering that he'd agreed to handle the GoY inks very late in development as a favor, and it was understood that he'd have them in time to finish before his planned vacation.  According to him, he only had two days to complete the job because…

Doc Hollywood—you called it.  I seem to recall that Julie Warner not only co-starred in that movie, but committed in it one of the most gloriously gratuitous topless scenes in cinema history.  Take notes from your betters, Miss Strahovski—you might learn something.

Doc Hollywood—you called it.  I seem to recall that Julie Warner not only co-starred in that movie, but committed in it one of the most gloriously gratuitous topless scenes in cinema history.  Take notes from your betters, Miss Strahovski—you might learn something.

Tila Tequila.

Tila Tequila.

I watched that video with the mute on, and imagined that "Wonderboy" was the audio.  Worked pretty well.

I watched that video with the mute on, and imagined that "Wonderboy" was the audio.  Worked pretty well.

It's the same dilemma as Thelma & Louise: Yes, there's a happy and satisfying ending, but is it worth enduring the protagonist(s) just to get to it?

It's the same dilemma as Thelma & Louise: Yes, there's a happy and satisfying ending, but is it worth enduring the protagonist(s) just to get to it?

Joan Crawford has risen from the grave.

Joan Crawford has risen from the grave.

No no NO no no no no NO.

No no NO no no no no NO.

No no NO.

No no NO.

NO.

NO.

"I got greedy. Flew too close to the sun on wings of Strahovski."