That's a freaking lie, @avclub-c1bac1d55ebcc415d61552acbfbb219d:disqus.  We Southerners know perfectly well how babies are made … we happen to have our own reasons for peeing where we do.

Now I suddenly want Carl to die, just so Carol can inherit his hat.  The zombie apocalypse does awful things to one's moral compass.

Now I suddenly want Carl to die, just so Carol can inherit his hat.  The zombie apocalypse does awful things to one's moral compass.

"My name's Oscar.  I understand you have an … opening of sorts."

"My name's Oscar.  I understand you have an … opening of sorts."

Hershel's "Moderate" at worst.  A one-legged old guy on crutches has too much tension value just to get eaten.  Instead, whenever the writers have five minutes they can't fill otherwise, he'll get slow-chased around the yard.

Hershel's "Moderate" at worst.  A one-legged old guy on crutches has too much tension value just to get eaten.  Instead, whenever the writers have five minutes they can't fill otherwise, he'll get slow-chased around the yard.

You can take the callous, sadistic exploitation out of inherited class structures with a zombie apocalypse, but you can never take it out of the golfer/caddy relationship.

You can take the callous, sadistic exploitation out of inherited class structures with a zombie apocalypse, but you can never take it out of the golfer/caddy relationship.

@nowlo:disqus Many traits that we associate with "mental stability" in the civilized world have already proved counterproductive in the TV show's universe. It could be that traits we'd consider "unstable" or even "psychopathic" are just what Carl's going to NEED, sad though that is.

@nowlo:disqus Many traits that we associate with "mental stability" in the civilized world have already proved counterproductive in the TV show's universe. It could be that traits we'd consider "unstable" or even "psychopathic" are just what Carl's going to NEED, sad though that is.

Dear Pixie Shere Khan:

Dear Pixie Shere Khan:

The real-life history between Hall & Carpenter seems to add an extra painful dose of bitterness to the thwarted, disappointed emotions at work between the characters.  The actors might have—bravely—decided not to avoid playing off that history when it would enrich their performances.

The real-life history between Hall & Carpenter seems to add an extra painful dose of bitterness to the thwarted, disappointed emotions at work between the characters.  The actors might have—bravely—decided not to avoid playing off that history when it would enrich their performances.

If someone with that kind of voice accosts you in a Southern bar, you'd be best to stand down. Trust me on this one.

If someone with that kind of voice accosts you in a Southern bar, you'd be best to stand down. Trust me on this one.

It's a 1.5-season-long buff. Very effective for group leaders.

It's a 1.5-season-long buff. Very effective for group leaders.

In the author's defense: several people have explained to me that the chapter you cite was, in fact, AWW-RIGHTTT.