I'm 800 pages into Infinite Jest and keep yelling at it to end damnit!

I'm 800 pages into Infinite Jest and keep yelling at it to end damnit!

Anderson Done Make Good Movie

Anderson Done Make Good Movie

No, I really meant "what" because what the heck is this guy even talking about?

No, I really meant "what" because what the heck is this guy even talking about?

I need to see this NOW.
For every day that I do not see this, from this moment on, I will show someone my big fake dick and then bludgeon them with a bowling pin. 
Also, pee my pants on national television

I need to see this NOW.
For every day that I do not see this, from this moment on, I will show someone my big fake dick and then bludgeon them with a bowling pin. 
Also, pee my pants on national television

"
I'm sure one day he'll make something that's less than spectacular "

"
I'm sure one day he'll make something that's less than spectacular "

I'm looking at porn.

I'm looking at porn.

THERE WILL BE BLOOD
YOU'RE BLOOD
SO ANGRY

THERE WILL BE BLOOD
YOU'RE BLOOD
SO ANGRY

A MASTERpiece, eh?

A MASTERpiece, eh?

What?

What?

Football

Football