Yeah, too bad Kirk's The Fartist can't qualify, it'd blow away the competition.

Yeah, too bad Kirk's The Fartist can't qualify, it'd blow away the competition.

I'll bring my own Grolsch! And probably pass out in the Undercover room! Just stuff the 10K in my pants if I win.

I'll bring my own Grolsch! And probably pass out in the Undercover room! Just stuff the 10K in my pants if I win.

Wow! Thanks, Grolsch Premium Lager! You saved the day again!

Wow! Thanks, Grolsch Premium Lager! You saved the day again!

I totally care!

I totally care!

Lame! Needs more brain-eating.

Lame! Needs more brain-eating.

I hope they don't, the girls on there last season really worked with what he gave them.

I hope they don't, the girls on there last season really worked with what he gave them.

Can I subscribe to Puppy notifications on this thing?

Can I subscribe to Puppy notifications on this thing?

WE DON'T TALK TO HAT THAT WAY AROUND HERE!!

WE DON'T TALK TO HAT THAT WAY AROUND HERE!!

I say no, but that question is directed at God and strangely he says yes.

I say no, but that question is directed at God and strangely he says yes.

I jerk off whenever I'm in Austin!

I jerk off whenever I'm in Austin!