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The Downfall of Adventuresicle
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SPOILER ALERT:

SPOILER ALERT:

Hamburglar drops acid for the first time, sees the error in his hamburgling ways.

Hamburglar drops acid for the first time, sees the error in his hamburgling ways.

"Yo, all these monkeys and tigers and shit have been here the whole time?! Cot damn, I thought I had to go to Africa for that shit!"

"Yo, all these monkeys and tigers and shit have been here the whole time?! Cot damn, I thought I had to go to Africa for that shit!"

That was Monster, it was a Monster roar.

That was Monster, it was a Monster roar.

BIG MAC HOUSE!

BIG MAC HOUSE!

How are you even able to log-in?

How are you even able to log-in?

Your tits are awful, Kirk.

Your tits are awful, Kirk.

Subway makes Deadwood-inspired wardrobe change, employees cover themselves in dirt and shit and grow mustaches.

Subway makes Deadwood-inspired wardrobe change, employees cover themselves in dirt and shit and grow mustaches.

"All Employees Must Submit To Mandatory Foot Mutilation By Lawnmower"

"All Employees Must Submit To Mandatory Foot Mutilation By Lawnmower"

Yeah, but I'm in Spain right now and you can buy beer at the McDonald's here, so I think Europe is winning.

Yeah, but I'm in Spain right now and you can buy beer at the McDonald's here, so I think Europe is winning.