Is there OWNAGE?

[Whitney Cummings frantically stumbles in] "Sorry, I'm late for auditions! My vagina was vagining!"

Well, what's HBO going to do now? Make a show that ISN'T based off a book? LAME!

"digital hardcore, death disco, and electro-clash"
That's good because I only listen to music that belong to genres that people just made up on the spot.

Well, you see Merk, when boys get to a certain age, they start to have…"feelings"…

Hahaha, you're so right, Dating. site agelessdate dot com!

"Thanks for the J, pops."

*imagines Batman in full costume sitting in a smoky lounge, bawling his eyes out, while Tom Waits plays Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis onstage*

"Next time, on Nolan's Batman…"
Batman: "I'm Batman"
Alfred: [looking sad] "Master Bruce…"
Lucius Fox: "I made you something, Mr. Wayne…"
Commissioner Gordon: "I'M A POLICE OFFICER!"
Bane: "I certainly do have an evil plan…"
Catwoman: "Meee-yowww!"
Ghost of Rachel: "BRRRUuUuUuUuUuUuUCCCCEEEEE"
Joseph Gordon-Levitt: "I just…

I hope he becomes The Jokester.

"My mother warned me not to get into cars with men who wear hockey pads."
"I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS."

"I'm Gotham's rectum, mate."

Call Me Maybe instead of a Torche or High On Fire track? YEAH, OKAY

"Hey, you know all that stuff that makes Mad Men so excellent and unique? How about that one aspect of it that's only kind of interesting in the context of the show? Well, we took that thing, drained anything exciting it may have had before and turned it into its own show. BUT IT'S REAL, SO IT'S BETTER! WATCH IT!…

Like half the people that are going to comment here, I am also unhappy that I received a Mad Men notification for this.

I have a boner.

You can have a scene where you hear someone say something about Girls and then write some well-reasoned points on the plate for them to see when they're finished.

Are those mutually exclusive?

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